Welcome to The Hairy Bear: The Witcher Off-Topic [Archived]

[Riven-Twain]

Ach, the dust is so thick here, ye could cut it with a knife, and serve it with beer!

 

[Draconifors]

Ach, the dust is so thick here, ye could cut it with a knife

Knives are dangerous. Let's use a vacuum cleaner instead.



And make an omelette afterwards!

 

[qOjOp]

My Speedials...

 

[Marked20]

Hey everyone! Complete newcomer here! Been adventuring for a while now, mostly in Velen. Glad that I've found this inn.

Any good drinks you can offer?

 

[Draconifors]

Marked20

Welcome! Glad to see new people show up, especially in this rather quiet part of the forums.

:cheers:

I can offer you a choice between these delicious juices:

 

[Riven-Twain]

Hey everyone! Complete newcomer here!

Welcome aboard!

I can offer you a choice between these delicious juices:

Yellow Cloud with lime; Green Forth with mystery wedge; Strawberry Water with iceberg; Banana Foam; or Pulverised Watermelon. All brought to you courtesy of the O'Dimm Spoon Society.

But, if none of those juice you up, you can always try our house wine:

Or a beer:

Or try your luck with this:

We're not entirely certain what it is. . .

 

[qOjOp]

Hey everyone! Complete newcomer here! Been adventuring for a while now, mostly in Velen. Glad that I've found this inn.

Any good drinks you can offer?

...mmmm...
Try this...

 

[qOjOp]

[video=youtube_share;a-IgsDoIUuM]https://youtu.be/a-IgsDoIUuM[/video]

 

[ArticFennec]

new to forums but been playing witcher and gwent for a while. Thought I would see if I'm missing anything

 

[Sunsibar]

new to forums but been playing witcher and gwent for a while. Thought I would see if I'm missing anything

Welcome to the forums then =)

:cheers3:

 

[Draconifors]

Thought I would see if I'm missing anything

Yeah, the best "smiley" ever:

:victory:

And with that, I too welcome you to the forums.

 

[Riven-Twain]

:victory:

:what3::grunt::comeatmebro:

 

[Draconifors]

:thinking:
Looks like there might be a battle brewing here...
Here are some pierogi to keep the peace:

Spoiler

 

[Riven-Twain]

 

[Draconifors]

Bears are starting to wake up from their hibernation, so time to poke this Bear.

Spoiler

 

[Riven-Twain]

Bears are starting to wake up from their hibernation

Bearly managed to catch a wink of rest, no doubt.

 

[Draconifors]

Bearly managed to catch a wink of rest, no doubt.

Cannot say fur sure, but it's pawsible that that is the case.

 

[Riven-Twain]

Cannot say fur sure, but it's pawsible that that is the case.

Can't be compelt to discofur the truth, eh?

 

[Draconifors]

Can't be compelt to discofur the truth, eh?

I need to bear in mind that the truth is polarizing.

 

[Riven-Twain]

I need to bear in mind that the truth is polarizing.

Arcticulate realisation, that.