In the forest the animals drank too much alcohol. And so there was a meeting of all animal of the forest. After a long time of discussions the animals of the forest decided that it should be forbidden to drink alcohol in the forest. The lion should pay attention that nobody drinks alcohol in the forest anymore.
Day one: The lion walks around in the forest and meets the drunken rabbit. The lion said: "Rabbit, you know, the animals of the forest have decided, it's now forbiden to drink alcohol in the forest." The rabbit says: "Oookaaay, lion. I'm going to remember this."
Day two: The lion walks around in the forest and doesn't meet the drunken rabbit again. He asked some other animals: "Have you seen the rabbit?" Everywhere is the answer: "No, we haven't seen him today." Then the lion walks to the warren of the rabbit and looks inside. There's the rabbit. He is drunken again. And the lion says: "Rabbit, you know, the animals of the forest have decided it's forbiden to drink alcohol in the forest. Next time I will meet you, I will eat you, if you are drunken again!" The rabbit says. "Oookaaay, lion. I'm going to remember this. I swear."
Day three: The lion walks around in the forest and doesn't meet the drunken rabbit again. The lion walks to the warren of the rabbit and looks inside. There's no rabbit. He asked some other animals: "Have you seen the rabbit?" They say: "Yes, near the lake." The lion walks to the lake. Nothing to see. After a while he realizes some air bubbles near a reed. He take the reed and pull it out of the water. The rabbit hangs on it. He is drunken again. And the lion says: "Rabbit, you know, the animals of the forest have decided it's forbiden to drink alcohol in the forest. Now I will eat you!" The rabbit smiles and says: "Shut uo, lion! We fishes in the lake aren't interested in the decisisions of the animals of the forest!"
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