Bekker's Twisted Mirror: GWENT Off-Topic

[Sunsibar]

Now I wanna know is he the kinda guy that wipes front to back...or....back to front.

Wait, shouldn't it be swipe?

The most important question here is A or B!

Spoiler

 

[4RM3D]

The most important question here is A or B!

 

[Draconifors]

The most important question here is A or B!

You forgot option C.

Spoiler

 

[Sunsibar]

You forgot option C.

For people that can't decide?

 

[Draconifors]

For people that can't decide?

Or for people who live together and disagree on the "A or B?" matter.

 

[ArianeGrosmont]

That would still leave you with the question: left or right?

 

[Riven-Twain]

I see you're all engrossed in a profound discussion. I'll return later.

 

[idomyownstunts]

I expected a pun from you Riven-Twain . Perhaps you need to work on your vowel-movement.

 

[partci]

Waiting for new patch/cards/hotfix like:

 

[Draconifors]

idomyownstunts
No one else has commented on your encouraging Riven-Twain to increase the average pun count of his posts, so...


You, sir, are one brave individual.
:hatsoff:

 

[4RM3D]

Can't tell if they are just excited or performing an unholy dance to summon Cthulhu.

 

[Sunsibar]

I see you're all engrossed in a profound discussion. I'll return later.

I expected a pun from you Riven-Twain .

See, Riven, you already have fans in here! Although, hopefully not the type of fans 4RM3D is using, since those can be a bit smelly. But then again, it was idomyownstunts who demanded the puns, and Stunts changes underwear quarterly, so...


Ahem... Where were we?

Oh yes, the audience would like to hear some fantastic puns. So don't try to weasel out of this

 

[idomyownstunts]

Well, after a bowel movement reference, where to from there. RT's too classy for that.

 

[Riven-Twain]

I expected a pun from you Riven-Twain .

No pun this time, merely a rather subtle wordplay.

No one else has commented on your encouraging Riven-Twain to increase the average pun count of his posts, so...

Perilous petitions, which precipitate painful punishments.

Ahem... Where were we?

Foreseeing fanciful fanfares and fandangos with newfangled fantasy fanatics?

 

[Sunsibar]

Perilous petitions, which precipitate painful punishments.

Foreseeing fanciful fanfares and fandangos with newfangled fantasy fanatics?

Yay! Fancinating as always

 

[idomyownstunts]

Now that truly deserves some applause. Everyone give Riven-Twain the clap, or at least some red yummies.

 

[ArianeGrosmont]

Yeah, that was some brilliant haiku-ing... I have a Tyler Durden flashback

 

[Riven-Twain]

Everyone give Riven-Twain the clap

We may have to clap a few of ye in irons. . .

 

[Sunsibar]

 

[Jesting-Jack]

I love alliterations.