Bekker's Twisted Mirror: GWENT Off-Topic

[Sunsibar]

Cat pictures? What a surprise on the Internet.

We also have dogs and roombas.

 

[Noela]

I can' get my cat to interact whit the roomba

 

[Riven-Twain]

We also have dogs and roombas.

Clearly, that hound has no interest in innovations in automated cleaning technology.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

 

[Draconifors]

Is that a high-meow?

 

[Sunsibar]

I can' get my cat to interact whit the roomba

I can hardly get myself to interact with roomba, or with any of it's relatives. So I kinda understand your cat very well...


PS: I don't even have a roomba, only one of the distant relatives, which collects dust in my cleaning closet. And now that I put it that way, it almost sounds like my vacuum cleaner isn't that useless after all

 

[Jesting-Jack]

 

[Noela]

which collects dust in my cleaning closet.

You are doing it wrong! It is supposed to collect dust everywhere but the closets! About the cat, we bought the roomba because he's always been scared of vacuum cleaners. He just look at it like saying, "you poor thing, you have to work for a living and I don't" XD

 

[Sunsibar]

You are doing it wrong! It is supposed to collect dust everywhere but the closets!

Well, I forgot to read the manual...

 

[Noela]

Sunsibar Well, I'll make it easy for you.

Roomba: Silver Special card, Strength 4, Armour 3 (the thing is sturdy!)
Deploy: Collects all the dust in a row (room). If moved to another Row, repeat deploy ability. If all the duct is collected before the round ends, returns to your deck.

Flavour text: With each speck of dust I collect, I think of my engineer. He would be proud. I think.

 

[Sunsibar]

Noela

Psst... You forgot the artwork...

Spoiler: ...but I fixed it ;)

 

[Noela]

That's worth a thousand Redpoints!!!!

 

[Jesting-Jack]

 

[Sunsibar]

Scary looking animals... Specifically that cat looked so... catty. "Oh, you are saying no to me? Just watch me dropping this thing anyways!"

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Do you guys ever stop to think how many microbes live in our food? This article reminded me of that... https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/78x7kd/no-one-is-vegan

So basically, whenever I eat a pizza, I devour millions if not billions of microscopic lives! Look upon me and despair! I am become the Eater of Worlds!:evil2:

This makes me wonder if our own Universe is little more than a drop in some cosmic being's coffee cup...

 

[4RM3D]

This makes me wonder if our own Universe is little more than a drop in some cosmic being's coffee cup...

And while writing that post, 15 people have died and another 25 were born. Also, insects outnumber us a 1000 to 1.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

And while writing that post, 15 people have died and another 25 were born.

Also, insects outnumber us a 1000 to 1.

We best make sure they don't get uppity on us then, eh?

 

[Sunsibar]

Do you guys ever stop to think how many microbes live in our food?

I never thought of how many microbes lives in our food (although I know the food is not sterile), but there are 1,5 kilos of bacteria/microbes living inside everyone's body. That's quite a lot, if you think how small those things are

 

[Draconifors]

1,5 kilos of bacteria/microbes

of which the vast majority are good or even necessary.

 

[Khreygond]

And while writing that post, 15 people have died and another 25 were born. Also, insects outnumber us a 1000 to 1.

Considering just ants outnumber us a billion to 1, well, I'd say we have a lot more problems there than the rest of the insects