Your useless talent

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I look young. I don’t know if it’s talent or not, but at 35 they don’t sell alcohol to me

Oh man, I wish you saw those crazy teachers trying to drag me into a highschool when I just shaved my beard!
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And I can spawn a really long dark matter whenever I ate too much cheese.
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Can maneuver my tounge to go all wavy, and to morph into a variety of other weird lines. Best with the standard W, U, and C though.
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I can do this:

It's absolutely useless.

I thought everyone could do this? It sounds weird, for me a roar and more a load hum.
 
Is it weird that everyone tells me I look young for my age(30 and still get carded), ambidextrous with basically everything except writing, can make W/Cs with my tongue, can make my ears do the tensing *I actually always thought there was something wrong with my ears and it was going to eventually make me deaf lol, can grab heavy things with my toes, and play a lot of songs on the guitar/piano but only the beginning of them?! Is that the meme of this forum and I'm just really high or is this some Twilight Zone shit going on?
 

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1. I look much younger than my age (which is just disastrous for dating - either attract creepy older women with a middle age crisis or immature brats).
2. My body temperature is always lower no matter how hot it gets, blood pressure is always the same no matter how stressed I think I am... to my physicians amusement.

Basically I'm a vampire from Twilight >.>
 
Your useless talent

In this thread we share our useless talents...thing(s) that we are good at but gain nothing out of it.I'll start.If a famous actor/actress lends his/hers voice to a cartoon character I will recognize it almost immediately.
Share yours...and don't be shy.


I'm just posting 10 times to make a thread that's my useless talent.
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Your useless talent

In this thread we share our useless talents...thing(s) that we are good at but gain nothing out of it.I'll start.If a famous actor/actress lends his/hers voice to a cartoon character I will recognize it almost immediately.
Share yours...and don't be shy.
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I have a talent for getting blamed for anything that goes wrong, regardless of my level of involvement or control.
 
Tying a cherry stem with my tongue? It's completely useless but a talent, I guess lol

I've known people who can do this - and I've spent countless hours over the years trying to do it.

It might be useless - but damn if I'm not mad as hell that I just can't do it.
 
I can count the words in sentences as I read a text, note when I've read 5, 10, 15, etc. words, and think to myself 'That sentence had XX words.' -- all while focusing on reading.
So that is how they implement minimum word count restriction for forum posts. I always assumed it was forum software.
 
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