Why the BLOG is dead ?!?

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I.

You can do this, Spider. If anyone asks questions, just tell them that you're a part of team Seafoam and walk away confidently.

(Batman picture)
You know, Batman's actually traveled through time and dealt with time machines on multiple occasions, yet I can't recall a single time where he's tried to use any of that technology to go back and save his parents. He's also never used it to kill hitler. Batman is clearly a parent-hating nazi. We should have seen it earlier, too. I mean, have you ever noticed his arm when he grapples? There's not a lot of difference between this and this, and have you ever seen some of his action figures? Verrrrrry suspicious.
 
Batman doesn't kill! He hands criminals over to the authorities which is pointless in a nazi police state. And the reason he doesn't sucker punch Hitler is because Captain America beat him to it, freaken hipster that guy, punching everyone before it's cool. Though Batman should investigate who killed the blog... Do any villains have an hatred of cyberchefs? Or the need for a personal cook? Hmmm doesn't explain why Chris is still around with all his tasty fish n chips... Wait a second...

THATS IT!

I blame Chris >_> HE WAS JEALOUS!
 
Batman doesn't kill! He hands criminals over to the authorities which is pointless in a nazi police state. And the reason he doesn't sucker punch Hitler is because Captain America beat him to it, freaken hipster that guy, punching everyone before it's cool. Though Batman should investigate who killed the blog... Do any villains have an hatred of cyberchefs? Or the need for a personal cook? Hmmm doesn't explain why Chris is still around with all his tasty fish n chips... Wait a second...

THATS IT!

I blame Chris >_> HE WAS JEALOUS!

OBJECTION!


My client Mr. ChrisWebb2020 is an innocent man and these preposterous accusations will not stand!

I will now call the witnesses to stand:

Mr. Dumbledore, how do you know Mr. ChrisWebb2020?


Dumbledore: Sorry, Chris Who?

Err... Thank you Mr. Dumbledore.. NEXT WITNESS!

Mr. Gloom.. Wait, Gollum.. Am i reading his name right? Anyway, would you say my client is an honest man?


Gollum: My PRECIOUS!!!!

Err.. Right.. He is precious isn't he...... Let that be on the record you honor.. Mr. Gollum says he is a precious, honest and upstanding man.. Yes..

50's gangster guy.. Oh come on! Is he really one of the witnesses? How do you even know my client?


50's gangster guy: I ain't talkin' slick.. You got that.. Now walk away before there is trouble..

Yeah... You see your honor.. My client is totally innocent.. Totally... Really..
 
Batman doesn't kill! He hands criminals over to the authorities which is pointless in a nazi police state. And the reason he doesn't sucker punch Hitler is because Captain America beat him to it, freaken hipster that guy, punching everyone before it's cool. Though Batman should investigate who killed the blog... Do any villains have an hatred of cyberchefs? Or the need for a personal cook? Hmmm doesn't explain why Chris is still around with all his tasty fish n chips... Wait a second...

THATS IT!

I blame Chris >_> HE WAS JEALOUS!

In his first comics he killed his enemies most notable one would be Joker.
 

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You have no proof...
You seem to have confused the internet with some kind of justice system that requires proof. Sorry; this is a land ruled by cats, porn, and snap judgments informed solely by wild conjecture.

Your defensiveness is obvious proof of guilt, by the way.
 
I'm sure it was in self defense. I am sure Warsend, my legal representative whom I have no recollection of appointing, will get me off.

Wait. That didn't sound right...

You see your honor, my client suffers from constant memory loss.. He couldn't have killed anybody because... he would have forget he was trying to kill someone in middle of the process of murdering... Yes... That sounded better in my had..

I want to call a Joker to the witness stand your honor.



I said "a Joker" didn't i.. :D
 
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