Cyberpunk 2077 Corrupt a wish

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Granted, but their opinion of you will only range between "Douche", "Asshole" and "Sucker".

I wish for good melee combat.

Granted, but combat is turn based and requires a second dedicated computer to calculate the outcome of each action.

I wish CD would give me a full time job to test the game.
 
Granted but to compile with an NDA your job only allows you to test an empty room with no doors or windows. Forever attempting to glitch out the room to make sure walls work correctly, the game world lies beyond you know but it's to no avail as CDPR are not Bethesda.

I wish the game has plenty of easter eggs to discover for the explorer.
 
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Granted, but their opinion of you will only range between "Douche", "Asshole" and "Sucker".

It's Cyberpunk. Yes. That is how it goes. So..probably..actually..granted?

This thread is a weird online SM thing, isn't it?

It actually hurts to read. I salute you bastards.
 
Granted but to compile with an NDA your job only allows you to test an empty room with no doors or windows. Forever attempting to glitch out the room to make sure walls work correctly, the game world lies beyond you know but it's to no avail as CDPR are not Bethesda.

I wish the game has plenty of easter eggs to discover for the explorer.

Granted, but every egg contains a happy little avatar that permanently follows your character around and you can never, ever turn them off. Also they email autonomously with the latest internet banalities.

I wish that if my character becomes a high enough 'level' CD will purchase him and make him a permanent part of CP2077 canon.
 
Granted, but all the different types do exactly the same thing

I wish for a new update to the progression of CP2077

Granted, CP 2077 was canceled. it has been for a few months now. CDPR is now working on a modern military shooter which will focus on lens flares, and quick time events. If you pre-order now, you'll get a little overpowered gun (WITH EXCLUSIVE CAMOUFLAGE!), that will end up being sold as overpriced DLC!

I wish for very in-depth Character, and weapon customization.
 
This thread is a weird online SM thing, isn't it?

It actually hurts to read. I salute you bastards.

Join us @Sardukhar it doesn't hurt for long.

I wish that if my character becomes a high enough 'level' CD will purchase him and make him a permanent part of CP2077 canon.

Granted but you can never quite make the character correct and most people think they outright suck. Thus the Cyberpunk world is filled with your failures and everyone hates you for doing it.

I wish for very in-depth Character, and weapon customization.

Granted but due to a bug your character appears on screen as a default bald fat man regardless of how many hours you sink in the creator.

I wish this game had online cooperative quests that were separate to the single player and offered deeper challenge and objectives due to the cooperative nature.
 
It actually hurts to read. I salute you bastards.

I love it. It's the perfect outlet for my inate cruelty.

I wish this game had online cooperative quests that were separate to the single player and offered deeper challenge and objectives due to the cooperative nature.

Granted, but due to that bug you mentioned, all co-op participants appear as default bald fat guys, and can only specialise as Rockerboys.

I wish for a game with no invisible barriers.
 
Granted the skybox has a brick wall texture so you can clearly see when you are reaching the barriers.

I wish Mike Pondsmith would cameo in the game.

Granted, but only if Sardukhar gets a cameo as well.

I wish I hadn't granted the above wish.
 
Granted, but only if Sardukhar gets a cameo as well.

I wish I hadn't granted the above wish.

Granted, but in that case Sard gets to be an obligatory companion instead of just a cameo.

So what haven't I done yet? I really need to leave this thread alone.
OK. Sard. Right.

I wish for cyberpets.
 
I wish I had a flamethrower and the lot of you all squealing in my finest Long Pig-brand casserole dish....

FOOLS! YOU SHALL ALL PAY FOR THIS BLASPHEMOUS MIND-FILTH!
 
Have we really found a way to annoy Sard? This thread keeps getting better and better.

I wish I had a flamethrower and the lot of you all squealing in my finest Long Pig-brand casserole dish....

Granted, but there's no fuel.

And I'm still wishing for cyberpets.
 
Have we really found a way to annoy Sard? This thread keeps getting better and better.



Granted, but there's no fuel.

And I'm still wishing for cyberpets.

Granted, but in cyberia cyberpets cyber you... I mean, walk you.

I wish we can remotely control cyberforms/drones... any kind of small robots that can crawl and fly through narrow and far away places.
 
I wish we can remotely control cyberforms/drones... any kind of small robots that can crawl and fly through narrow and far away places.

Granted. The flying drones all look like this, and that shitty music in the video plays while you are using one.
[video=youtube_share;u3ctz3RTI-o]http://youtu.be/u3ctz3RTI-o[/video]
By the way, that's a cool idea.

I wish for drivable vehicles to have a first person view where you can see, and interact with the interior of the vehicle.
 
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Granted. The flying drones all look like this, and that shitty music in the video plays while you are using one.
[video=youtube_share;u3ctz3RTI-o]http://youtu.be/u3ctz3RTI-o[/video]
By the way, that's a cool idea.

I wish for drivable vehicles to have a first person view where you can see, and interact with the interior of the vehicle.

Oh, my... that video... oh, my... poor cat... shit... I can't even...
 
Have we really found a way to annoy Sard? This thread keeps getting better and better.

Now I want to make a Witcher 3 equivalent on the other side to cut off his escape.

I wish for drivable vehicles to have a first person view where you can see, and interact with the interior of the vehicle.

Granted but all the vehicle options are just horses and only thing you can interact with are the reigns, but yeah you can see them in first person.

I wish that Night City will be so big and detailed we could believe it was a real place.
 
My understanding from the comments, which I was sufficiently horrified to go and read, is that it's a stuffed cat. So at least it's just sick rather than cruel AND sick.

If you can stuff a deers head or a fish why not a cat?
But then a good many places don't eat horses or dogs, yet some do.
 
If you can stuff a deers head or a fish why not a cat?
But then a good many places don't eat horses or dogs, yet some do.

Two halves to that...

I'm not really a big fan of taxidermy of any form, not even the sweet little old lady getting her beloved pet stuffed after it dies, but somehow it seems worse when the pose is amusing. Personal emotional response, nothing more, there's nothing actually wrong with it.

And I don't personally have any problem with people eating any food of their choice, including animals used as pets, as long as the rearing and killing is done humanely and they're staying away from rare exotics.
 
The video made me slightly uncomfortable when I first saw it. Although when it flew by the cows I laughed a little bit.
All I know is, I wouldn't want to be walking down a dark alley, and have that thing pop out from around the corner! lol
 
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