I have the strangest feeling that something Down Periscope-esque is bound to happen as a direct result of all of this. The Schneider is strong with Wars, it is.
Another day and i am outside.. (for a few hours anyway) Wish me luck you guys I really need some good luck right about now..
It's not ideal, but I'd be willing to wear a wig and periodically talk dirty to you if it helps out, wars.
There's no way I'm letting some doctor steal my lucky charms, but in the spirit of this being a relationship, I am willing to have an hour-long fight about it.sounds good as a start.....but in the long term you should contemplate the idea of a fully gender tranformation
Quartermaster?
You really hate me don't you.
At least let me be Boswain's mate, I can chip paint with the best of them!
It's not ideal, but I'd be willing to wear a wig and periodically talk dirty to you if it helps out, wars.
There's no way I'm letting some doctor steal my lucky charms, but in the spirit of this being a relationship, I am willing to have an hour-long fight about it.
This is the hottest conversation we've had. I..need more. Suzy chipping paint while 22 wears a tutu and yells at Wars'..goddamn.
I don't know where our favourite bouncer/cook is. Time to find him on Skype or email.
I don't hate you... It is just that.. jobs are limited on todays market and.. i dunno.. How about.. be my XO (Executive Officer) or first mate, if you fancy them old pirate terms.. You can always chip paint whenever you wish to.. You have the captains permission..
Ahoy Warsend! How's your service? Hope everything goes smoothly and we will hear from you soon.
And if you do abordage by some chance I am pretty confident who is gonna interogate the shit out of the captured enemy sailsmen...
Ahhhh but the question is ...
Who knows the correct procedure for keelhauling someone?
The devil is in the details after all.