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I know normally this is strictly off topic but...

I've decided to replay the first Witcher now you won't believe it...
In my sick attempt to do this with FCR on Witcher difficulty I've managed to die 3 times in a row at the end of chapter one by.... Getting stabbed by the last peasant with a pitchfork... Did I mis the mods note where it says Geralt has an unnatural attraction to pitchforks?


It's his one weakness! :rofl:
 
http://coub.com/view/31bw0

That stoat is very annoying. Poor @wichat :sad:

 
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Cats aren't as fast as you'd think it seems! It must to be good exercise though! :harhar::cat:

Anyway, it's approaching 12:00 AM over here and I have a doctors appointment at 2:30 PM tomorrow, so I need to sleep. Night everyone!:)
Yeah, atleast they have 9 lives, which is a nice bonus. :)
Latest coubs is so great, that I can't get out of there! :X

http://coub.com/view/2mrmw
http://coub.com/view/1njq2
http://coub.com/view/h4sd
http://coub.com/view/pthw
@AL890 Good Night!
 
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Cats aren't as fast as you'd think it seems! It must to be good exercise though! :harhar::cat:

Anyway, it's approaching 12:00 AM over here and I have a doctors appointment at 2:30 PM tomorrow, so I need to sleep. Night everyone!:)
Night!

Yeah, atleast they have 9 lives, which is a nice bonus. :)
Latest coubs is so great, that I can't get out of there! :X

http://coub.com/view/2mrmw
http://coub.com/view/1njq2
http://coub.com/view/h4sd
http://coub.com/view/pthw
@AL890 Good Night!

These are so....mesmerizing.............

Wait, what was I doing? @Валькирия you're being a bad influence and distracting me! :p
 
@Sanamia

Why don't you sit down, have a beer and tell us who this Geralt is, and why he is in love with a tool.
Remember you asked for it....


Five years ago the simple Plough-man Geralt of the Riveri Acres had an encounter that would change his life for ever. Amidst the streets something happend that would change his life...
Many say he died that day but in truth he just left to live on a secluded island with his one true love.


But now she was gone, mad by the loss of his one true love Geralt set out to find those that had taken her away from him. Worse the lose had made him forget who he truly was. With some help from his trusted companions the stable-boy Buttercup and the faithful young dairyman Zoltan.

Over the coarse of his adventures he searches everywhere for hints of her whereabouts. Sadly it doesn't matter if he saves peasants, princesses or entire Kingdoms Nobody can really tell him what happened to her. Dropping everything and endangering his own well being whenever he catches a hint of her.

He tried many things to distract him, Poker, drinking and brawling his way through an entire city.

Geralt even went so far as Ploughing with others. The truth is however that neither Broom, Scoop or Shovel could really replace her. He did however try a longer relationship with Rake and while Ploughing with her was really exiting at first deep in his hearth he still missed his one true love... Pitchfork

See now that's what happens wen I mix beer with writing...
 
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....in other, more cirious news I got invited to a barbeque today - hooray !
That means I won't get to work on any fanart, but it's a nice and much needed change of pace for me.

Lets do something to fulfill that Bratwurst cliché !



Lucky Bugger! Remember to avoid Ze strong Munich Bier, Ja? :rofl:
 
Hey, everyone!
Tonight the drinks are on me!

Tomorrow morning my fiancee and me are moving to a new, bigger flat! We actually bought it like 6 months ago, but we had things to repair, which took a long time.
So, finally, tomorrow we get to move in!! Can´t tell you how happy and excited we are...

So tuck yourselves in!
:cheers:
 
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