Welcome to The Hairy Bear: The Witcher Off-Topic [Archived]

[ReptilePZ]

What the...

That's not cute, it's horrifying.

 

[wichat]

What the...

That's not cute, it's horrifying.

Horrifying is what you did to @Dragonbird's suit last blue-party

Beware @Kinley!!!!

 

[Cs__sz__r]

I am sad.
Now go and read the entire poem. Consider it your task for the day.

(Just realised that the wikipedia article had the entire poem, so you've presumably already done it. And now you know where vorpal blades originated)

I've read it before, never committed it to memory. >.>

I swear I only know the most commanding of women...

 

[eskiMoe]

Finally got my Witcher swag! (courtesy of @Kinley.) Thanks! The wait was becoming unbearable.

Gonna wear that T-shirt once I start playing The Witcher 3 and will not wash it until I've completed the game at least a half a dozen times.

 

[Kinley]

Finally... Godamn postal office. So glad everything arrived in one piece. Wear that thing with pride!

 

[dragonbird]

Horrifying is what you did to @Dragonbird's suit last blue-party

Beware @Kinley!!!!

Uuuh. That wasn't Rep. Also, it was consensual. And he SWORE he wouldn't upload them to the internet.

 

[wichat]

... And he SWORE he wouldn't upload them to the internet.

Everybody's got a price....

 

[wichat]

Today we are all a little more orphans.
R.I.P. Ralph H. Baer

Thank you very much

 

[PrincessCiri]

I had a lady stop me on my way to uni today to try and give me a big red brochure that had "is Satan real?" on the front......... Since I can answer that question myself I decided not to take the brochure...

 

[Alan989]

I had a lady stop me on my way to uni today to try and give me a big red brochure that had "is Satan real?" on the front......... Since I can answer that question myself I decided not to take the brochure...

Yeah you get nutcases like that where I live too. The best thing to do is just let on you can't see them and walk on.

 

[dragonbird]

I had a lady stop me on my way to uni today to try and give me a big red brochure that had "is Satan real?" on the front......... Since I can answer that question myself I decided not to take the brochure...

You sure it wasn't Santa? It's a much more commonly-asked question.

 

[ReptilePZ]

You sure it wasn't Santa? It's a much more commonly-asked question.

Well, he's obviously real. Though he hasn't visited me ever since I stopped living with my parents. Must have been a bad boy.

 

[PrincessCiri]

You sure it wasn't Santa? It's a much more commonly-asked question.

I know Santa is real!!!!!! Otherwise WHY would he drink the wine and eat the mince pie I leave out every Christmas? Answer that one

 

[Cs__sz__r]

I know Santa is real!!!!!! Otherwise WHY would he drink the wine and eat the mince pie I leave out every Christmas? Answer that one

Mental instability.

 

[PrincessCiri]

Mental instability.

That's a horrible thing to say about Santa!!! I know who's getting coal for Christmas this year

 

[Alan989]

Now, now. Let's not have duels in the pub please. :lol:

 

[PrincessCiri]

Now, now. Let's not have duels in the pub please. :lol:

*sadly puts away my dueling sword*

 

[freakie1one]

*sadly puts away my dueling sword... and puts on a robe and wizard hat*

Oh, things just got interesting!

 

[Mataresa]

Is "dueling sword" a euphemism? ^^

 

[PrincessCiri]

Is "dueling sword" a euphemism? ^^