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@Princess_Ciri, can you spot what's wrong with this picture?
http://i.imgur.com/VfRJvyA.png?1
Tell me Varric's not checking out the goods.
To me it looks like Varric's internal monologue is something like
"I think Unkindled stepped in something.... is that dirt? No... darkspawn remains? No.... Dragon entrails? Maybe... "