Funny Glitches

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Oh wow haha. Thank you for sharing these. I personally love when stuff like this happens in games. Seeing unintended side effects of things the developer put in is hilarious. I have a few good ones too but they are unfortunately all on my Xbox. Favorite so far was riding Roach backwards then flipping around moments later. I'll definitely link things into this thread a I find them :)

Thanks again
 
A lot more stuff here. These are all in my personal playthrough and I haven't even completed the Novigrad stuff yet. I've ignored the endless times you see NPCs standing in midair or sitting on nothing other than the "hovercar" one. This game seriously needs some better QA in certain places, I've seen half-finished areas - next to points of interest, no less - with hovering trees and lanterns just placed oddly in midair. I'm enjoying it but it's a frequent case of having to turn a blind eye to something going wrong or just being very immersion breaking.

NPC funny walk glitch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK4CaZRNM9Q

Dialogue teleporting you outside:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLAihIs1tR4

NPC in hovercar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsIrYwl8cZo

Falling endlessly through the world (quite a serious one since you now can't save and are stuck in a void forever):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awTTKfXNenk

Imprisoned NPC actually spawning outside the cage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpEre0qLlQE

Possessed guard in cutscene (possible spoilers):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq8uO_d7vzE

Zdenek dropping dead for no apparent reason:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eZ6v9wOC5Y

Another boat one. Fast travelled and ended up stuck under another boat. Also, NPC boats having noclipping isn't a glitch but it sure does seem cheap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0ePoLbmUTk

Menge's clothing staying behind in midair after a cutscene (possible spoilers):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEk0w1LgP3E

NPCs loading only partially:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlyobgghzTk

To end on what I think is a more humorous one: Roach dismount glitch, aka Roach finding new ways to be an asshole:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_hqLjwhnkE
 
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I think I had more funny glitches then any of you even all together

Yea and here is a proof of that

It's not even all that I had but some are quite hilarius :p
 
Interesting, but, with the exception of only a few, I've seen variations of almost all these glitches in my game.
 
I've seen a bunch of them, too. The sound effects made them funny. Good work with that.

I'm saving a bunch, too, for perhaps a compilation later.
 
My favorite glitch that happened to me was when I was galloping down a steep hill and the horse's legs clipped through the ground and its back legs kicked up in the air. It made it look like Roach was running on his hands!
 
the only one i have had is also one of the funniest to me... After slicing a mob up, when i run away i will have one of thier body parts flailing from my frame. Looks funny :D
 
I love the horse racing downhill one, got that several times with the hind legs kicking up in the air.
 
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