Hmmm... It's highly likely that people who horde items in games like this see no need for snarky, infantile descriptions for those that don't. I'll let you work out my point.
From the Mayo Clinic:
"Hoarding disorder is a persistent difficulty discarding or parting with possessions because of a perceived need to save them. A person with hoarding disorder experiences distress at the thought of getting rid of the items. Excessive accumulation of items, regardless of actual value, occurs. People with hoarding disorder often don't see it as a problem, making treatment challenging. But intensive treatment can help people with hoarding disorder understand their compulsions and live safer, more enjoyable lives."
And:
Doctors and mental health professionals look for certain hoarding symptoms or characteristics when diagnosing a person with hoarding disorder:
•Excessive and persistent collection of items regardless of material worth
•Absolute inability to part with any of the collected items
•The accumulation fills up entire living or working space, making normal use impossible
•Hoarding behavior causes significant anxiety and distress in the hoarder that impairs functioning in daily life
So you see I'm here to help you guys overcome your mental disorder.