Based on the original post I don't think that English is the poster's native language maybe and so his phrasing seems awkward at times. I don't think that he is looking to "whack off" to this game. Some of what he says makes sense...I did think that the sexual side of the game was weaker than it...
Personally I had a lot of fun playing BioShock after The Witcher. Not sure if you've tried that one, or if you're into shooters. But it's truly fantastic. Story is awesome too.