Romance tier list:
1/5 - Judy, Panam, Evelyn, Goro
2/5- Johnny, not so much for the character (ech) but for the interesting dynamic of literally getting to go fuck yourself
3/5 - Wakako (6 husbands, 10+ sons, you just know Wakako got the SKILLS)
4/5 - Dum Dum, vending machine, the AI version...