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Why the person above you should be banned

Banned for claiming authority you don't have. You can't tell us what to do, you're not my real Mod!
- michaelstitcher
- Post #6,952
- Dec 6, 2020
- Forum: COMMUNITY
Why the person above you should be banned

Banned for not staying calm. After all the times we got burned by delays, we are immune to lava.
- michaelstitcher
- Post #6,945
- Dec 6, 2020
- Forum: COMMUNITY
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7 Days! Plus our Corpo Waifu! You are too good to us!
- michaelstitcher
- Post #8
- Dec 3, 2020
- Forum: GENERAL
Why the person above you should be banned

Banned by Dogo for continuing the puns.
- michaelstitcher
- Post #6,868
- Dec 3, 2020
- Forum: COMMUNITY
Why the person above you should be banned

Banned for not following flight attendant directions.
- michaelstitcher
- Post #6,845
- Dec 3, 2020
- Forum: COMMUNITY
Why the person above you should be banned

Take a Schrödinger's ban, and consider yourself both banned and unbanned, but who knows?
- michaelstitcher
- Post #6,824
- Dec 2, 2020
- Forum: COMMUNITY
Why the person above you should be banned

Mind the gap, and take a ban. Safety first, indeed.
- michaelstitcher
- Post #6,746
- Nov 30, 2020
- Forum: COMMUNITY
Why the person above you should be banned

Banned for hypocrisy and hopping on the hype train. That said, all aboard the Cyberpunk 2077 Hype-Train! It launches next week! Woot Woot!
- michaelstitcher
- Post #6,744
- Nov 30, 2020
- Forum: COMMUNITY
Why the person above you should be banned

Chuck Norris does not agree with your hypno-toad, kills the toad, and bans you for your weak will. You now feel the urge to grow a beard.
- michaelstitcher
- Post #6,730
- Nov 29, 2020
- Forum: COMMUNITY
Why the person above you should be banned

Banned for horrible pun usage.
- michaelstitcher
- Post #6,701
- Nov 29, 2020
- Forum: COMMUNITY
Why the person above you should be banned

Banned for smelling like reindeer droppings and, even worse, axe body spray.
- michaelstitcher
- Post #6,696
- Nov 28, 2020
- Forum: COMMUNITY
Why the person above you should be banned

Banned for wasting an opportunity to do the spam skit. Dear god man, you missed the chance to use the Spam Vikings! For shame... For Shame... Doesn't have so much spam in it...
- michaelstitcher
- Post #6,674
- Nov 27, 2020
- Forum: COMMUNITY
Why the person above you should be banned

Banned for dangerous dances with fish. Monty Python Fish Dance
- michaelstitcher
- Post #6,596
- Nov 24, 2020
- Forum: COMMUNITY
Why the person above you should be banned

No, no, he/she has a point. Banned for missing it.
- michaelstitcher
- Post #6,506
- Nov 17, 2020
- Forum: COMMUNITY
Why the person above you should be banned

Banned for brazilian waxing
- michaelstitcher
- Post #6,492
- Nov 17, 2020
- Forum: COMMUNITY