The Joke Thread

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Two atoms bump into each other.
Basically that same joke was in one of my chemistry textbooks way back, when I was in high school.
It was a cartoonish image titled 'Lithium atoms on a battlefield', and the first atom said "I'm hit!". The rest was identical to what you wrote.

Please don't ask why I remember this. I don't even know myself.
 
*Looks at the posts above him.*

 
Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on. - Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
 
I remember my father had a nice wooden plaque hanging on his office door that said "In," on one side. On the other, it said:

"Out of the office. I've gone to look for myself. If I should get back before I return, please keep me here."
 
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