7 reasons Why Cyberpunk 2077 is an obsolete game

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1. RAILS
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You can not go where you want. You can not do what you want. You must follow our great Scenario. Srsly? Maybe Reds dont know but the year is 2021. No one wanna pay for rails, especially poor designed rails.



2. STREET CRED

An absurd tool to limit players progression. You come to the shop and wanna buy something interesting, but suddenly vendor says - OMFG! I dont know you! I cannot sell you the thing even if you offer me that 50 000 $.

You wonder why? Cause KGB will execute him for selling you a gun. No matter if you, he and his shop are in the middle of criminal ghetto, full of thugs. No-no-no, KGB is everywhere. And of course he cannot fail his comrades. And step away from the highest standards of socialist morality.



3. CYBERWARE REQ

Another funny thing. You can not put that shiny thing into your head cause... you're not smart enough (or strong, or agile). Wait, what? You cannot find out the interconnection between your IQ and the use of customer device too? If you was able to find the shop, to get some money and finally to put your pants on in the morning maybe you are able to use a device which was designed to be used? No? Paradox.



4. WHEELS

You can not customize your car. Why? Because you can not. No one in this city can. No one in this city wants. If you want - you're a HERETIC!
You wanna add this nice stolen bike to your garage? No. You cant. Why? KGB will not let you.
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See this great black and smooth and pristine two-wheeled dream? You cant have it. Why? Reds know better what you MUST WANT, stupid.


5. LEVELED ITEMS

You can not get a gun more powerful than we want you to have. But you can meet an enemy you will be not able to scratch. Even with shotgun in the head. Why? Cause you are a stupid user and must follow the Great Scenario. We will not let you to have several choices, shortcuts, options. No chance to have your own way. To be exceptional or to find an extraordinary solution.


6. FUTURE WITHOUT FUTURE

Think for a moment and answer the question - What is the Future today? How does it look like? Cybernetics, energetic weapons, robots, cyborgs, new style and new tech. But whats most important? Yes, technical side. Juicy sheets with technical details both real and fictional, mixed in such ingenious manner so you have a trouble to find out whats the trick. Science Fiction. Complicated Mechanics. Advanced Physics. Electrical keys and circuits. Chemical compounds and enzymes. Quantum calculation. Spirit of invention. Signs of technological progress. Rivalry of Minds.

Can Cyberpunk offer us something like this? Something more than another GTA in sort of futuristic skins?


7. BOXES EVERYWHERE

This city sadly is nothing more than another pile of colored boxes. Doors are always closed. Sometimes there are no doors at all. No entrance and no exit. Absolute nothing. Only a tiny number of quest related interiors. You think you walk the city, but you walk through the labyrint of empty boxes. You are glued to the ground, living in 2d world. No upper world - roofs, scafolding and passages. No lower world - underground, catacombs, sewers. Flat world - flat adventure.

PS. I waited fairly couple of moths for a new patches. I gave this game another chance. But nothing has changed. Except for new bugs. Maybe its hopeless.
 
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