A Gwent joke they should have made in the game

[Willowhugger]

A Gwent joke they should have made in the game

Come on, did no one else imagine a scene like this?

Geralt: I like the game just fine but it feels weird being on a trading card.

Zoltan: Pfft. This is nothing. The printers commissioned an adults-only collection of cards based on all your old lovers. Gotta collect them all.

Geralt: Wait, what?

Zoltan: They discontinued it not long after Ailsberg when some of them found out.

 

[yatin]

This definitely need to be one of the DLC, including the cards with the mission to collect them of course.
Who knows we may even get the see some of the 15 hours of sex mocap everyone keeps talking about.