A Gwent joke they should have made in the game
Come on, did no one else imagine a scene like this?
Geralt: I like the game just fine but it feels weird being on a trading card.
Zoltan: Pfft. This is nothing. The printers commissioned an adults-only collection of cards based on all your old lovers. Gotta collect them all.
Geralt: Wait, what?
Zoltan: They discontinued it not long after Ailsberg when some of them found out.
Come on, did no one else imagine a scene like this?
Geralt: I like the game just fine but it feels weird being on a trading card.
Zoltan: Pfft. This is nothing. The printers commissioned an adults-only collection of cards based on all your old lovers. Gotta collect them all.
Geralt: Wait, what?
Zoltan: They discontinued it not long after Ailsberg when some of them found out.