Blood and Wine -- Launch Trailer!

[Sunsibar]

i thought it would be funny if (since B&W is centred around vampires) if one of the vampires got all pissy at geralt for making him/her sparkle after he through a moon dust bomb at them or geralt would make a joke about how pretty they look in glitter.

would have been a nice little nod to twilight.
i know its waaay too late for it to happen but it would have been pretty funny. ^w^

Don't mess Twilight into Witcher We are talking about proper vampires now, not pretty teen boys/girls

 

[Cs__sz__r]

I'm more a fan of more subtle easter eggs, and some things are just not easy to sneak it in. And one ring to rule them all.

THIS IS SPARTA!

Times ten.

 

[Gilrond-i-Virdan]

Twilight wouldn't be fun, but they can make a nod to Vampire: The Masquerade as RPG colleagues

 

[Riven-Twain]

Twilight wouldn't be fun

Shhh. . . @Sardukhar may hear you.

 

[cyberpunkforever]

"Bloodlines and Wine"

 

[Sardukhar]

Twilight wouldn't be fun

Nonsense. I'd love to play as Edward! Oooooho! Or Bella. So cool.

 

[Gilrond-i-Virdan]

Nonsense. I'd love to play as Edward! Oooooho! Or Bella. So cool.

Hm. Bloody Mary Sue simulator? ;D

 

[Riven-Twain]

Nonsense. I'd love to play as Edward! Oooooho! Or Bella. So cool.

How did I know. . . ?

 

[Troldierman]

Don't mess Twilight into Witcher We are talking about proper vampires now, not pretty teen boys/girls

Aye, Troll's turdy dump better than Twilight. @AmphibiousOttsel Insult Witchy again by comparing Twilote Troll smash skull like butter and put in shroop.

 

[Riven-Twain]

I rather hope you lot realise this joke was probably poking fun at Twilight.

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smash skull like butter and put in shroop.

Also -- you unrefined troll -- you're supposed to spread crushed skull-butter on toast, not put it in a soup.

 

[Gilrond-i-Virdan]

Also -- you unrefined troll -- you're supposed to spread crushed skull-butter on toast, not put it in a soup.

"Who shall we sit on first?" said the voice.

 

[Amphibious_Ottsel]

Aye, Troll's turdy dump better than Twilight. @AmphibiousOttsel Insult Witchy again by comparing Twilote Troll smash skull like butter and put in shroop.

easy i wasnt comparing anything i just meant that it would be funny to cover a vampire in silver shards from a moon dust bomb and call them sparkly.

 

[Troldierman]

I rather hope you lot realise this joke was probably poking fun at Twilight.

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Also -- you unrefined troll -- you're supposed to spread crushed skull-butter on toast, not put it in a soup.

Troll no eat baerd. Only good stew. You man, want see inside of Troll's pot too?! :rage:

 

[Riven-Twain]

"Who shall we sit on first?" said the voice.

'Better sit on the last fellow first.'

 

[Troldierman]

easy i wasnt comparing anything i just meant that it would be funny to cover a vampire in silver shards from a moon dust bomb and call them sparkly.

Good. But me still like big froggies in shroop.

 

[Riven-Twain]

You man, want see inside of Troll's pot too?!

Ay, after we confiscate it, we shall have to investigate the contents. We've still a few unresolved missing-person contracts, and I've a shrewd idea where we'll find the vital evidence. . .

 

[Amphibious_Ottsel]

Good. But me still like big froggies in shroop.

ever eaten an old drowner? imagine big froggies full of old drowners in your "shroop".
i go down smooth but i come out fighting.
-^w^-

 

[Sunsibar]

I rather hope you lot realise this joke was probably poking fun at Twilight.

Yeah, but still... I don't want Geralt to have anything to do with that "vampire" parody Even with my bad sense of humor that is too much... I have seen lots of Twilight parodies, but they are all terrible. Twilight is so terrible, that you can't even mock it so that it sounds funny.

 

[Amphibious_Ottsel]

Yeah, but still... I don't want Geralt to have anything to do with that "vampire" parody Even with my bad sense of humor that is too much... I have seen lots of Twilight parodies, but they are all terrible. Twilight is so terrible, that you can't even mock it so that it sounds funny.

okay sorry geez. just thought it was clever.

 

[PillarBiter]

okay sorry geez. just thought it was clever.

I love the sound effect of moon dust. You hear high-pitched bells, which kind of makes you believe Geralt's high on the stuff.