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[username_2071380]

Heh. He's got one of those Schwartzeneggar (sp?) looks on his face, and I can't think of a good one...~ Roxy

 

[ratbag]

Geralt: What's that my knee is in your groin sorry about that.

 

[velkito]

Geralt of Rivia: Killing drowners and other pushover beasts with a mere badass look and a heavy aura of win since 1997

 

[ifayra]

Maybe this fits Hey Mr. Spielberg, please tell the cameraman to put his tool right off my face, ok! I can't work this way

 

[petra_silie]

A croaking voice from the background: "The waterlords are nigh!"Geralt thinks horror-stricken: "oh no, I thought I left this old hag and the swamps far behind me!"

 

[hokyung]

omg!! Dudz!!! Wtf!!!!! Like totally lam3 camp3r yu!o!!

 

[ifayra]

Someone for a new shot?

 

[username_2071380]

How about this?

Geralt, I am your father...~ Roxy

 

[M_i_k_e]

Geralt, I am your father...

Good one ;D

 

[ifayra]

Quotes by GeraltThese modern lantern are so complicated. damned, where is the instruction!You should visit a vet with that skin :hmmm: Don't move, the spider sits right on your nose

 

[grandempereor]

"Aw, come on! You really need a pedicure!"

 

[cassandra31eee]

Vetala: "Ssh, those voices again, those voices inside my head! Can you hear them, Geralt?"Geralt: "They 're skulls, behind your head, Vetala"

 

[petra_silie]

Geralt: I said No! I don't show you my new sexcard I got from Triss. It's my private affair. So stay away!

 

[username_2071380]

Geralt: I said No! I don't show you my new sexcard I got from Triss. It's my private affair. So stay away!

Ack! Triss apparently has no morals. Poor Geralt. *sob*~ Roxy

 

[ifayra]

Oh no, not again! Please, Hold your breath and don't sneeze! I already washed my hair!

 

[M_i_k_e]

Geralt: Sit Burke, sit!

 

[velkito]

I knew it! My mother-in-law indeed is the best tester of new witcher potions! Look at the magnificent result! Even Kalkstein is awestruck! :teeth:

 

[ratbag]

When I said I wanted a pet this is not what I mean't.

 

[M_i_k_e]

another one

Guard: Yes, this is new kind of torch, It burns even during the heavy rain and it shines with the blue flame when your mother-in-law is near.

 

[ifayra]

Guard: And if you were KIng Foltest in person, it wouldn't matter! YOU ARE NOT AlLLOWED TO PISS AGAINST THIS WALL!, GOT IT? Guard: You have to spit into that bowl, if you miss you got arrested for being drunk in street traffic!Guard: See that girls behind? Please, pretend you know me, that would help me getting a date!