Companions

[dragonbird]

Now you are never getting the picture, it could never live up to the hype you have built in your head...

You mean it isn't like this?

 

[Sardukhar]

You mean it isn't like this?

Wow. Anti-porn for cars. Nice one. Flaccidity HAS ARRIVED.

 

[Decatonkeil]

Wow. Anti-porn for cars. Nice one. Flaccidity HAS ARRIVED.

Talk for yourself, Sard, you and your car objectification. What do you want? Four wheels? That's unrealistic! Do you want your unicycle to grow up thinking it needs three more wheels to be someone in this world?

 

[Suhiira]

This?

Minus the black. Just Mopar orange. I like my 340.

Or did you want a real pic of "The Orange Beast" ?
I love it in parking lots, never gets lost (only orange car in the lot).

 

[braindancer12]

You mean it isn't like this?

 

[Sardukhar]

Minus the black. Just Mopar orange. I like my 340.

Or did you want a real pic of "The Orange Beast" ?
I love it in parking lots, never gets lost (only orange car in the lot).

Yes, yes I would. Does it have the Machinegunz? Now say that in Archer's voice.

Do you want your unicycle to grow up thinking it needs three more wheels to be someone in this world?

Yes I do. Unicycles need to learn their place. Freedom is for the quads!

 

[Suhiira]

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The Orange Beast

And yes, I do most of my own work on it.
There are some advantages to growing up a farm girl.

 

[Sardukhar]

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The Orange Beast

And yes, I do most of my own work on it.
There are some advantages to growing up a farm girl.

So...many...farmer's daughters jokes. Must not!

It could use a blower. But then, every car could.

I am, of course, highly jealous.

 

[Maelcom404]

You mean it isn't like this?

Every car in game should look like this.
THIS is the future.

 

[thewarsend]

Every car in game should look like this.
THIS is the future.

A flying version maybe

 

[Maelcom404]

A flying version maybe

Yes, by the time they keep those ugly three wheels, it's Cyberpunk : style over matter!

 

[wisdom000]

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The Orange Beast

And yes, I do most of my own work on it.
There are some advantages to growing up a farm girl.

I am kinda in love with you right now... or at least your car...

 

[Suhiira]

I am kinda in love with you right now... or at least your car...

What I find most amusing is the incredible number of offers to buy it I've gotten over the years.
I get to say "Not for sale." at least once a month.

 

[wisdom000]

What I find most amusing is the incredible number of offers to buy it I've gotten over the years.
I get to say "Not for sale." at least once a month.

I don't want to buy it... I want to wash it, maybe give it a wax, all slow and gentle like. Then, when it's ready, take it out to the country and get it all dirty... soon it's covered in dents, barbed wire, maybe a bull bar welded to the front... Some matal plates over a few windows, or at least chain link fence...

Yeah....

Thats sexy....

You can come along of course... it's your car... we can find you some leather pants... maybe some ratty fingerless gloves... with spikes even...

UM.... I'll be in my bunk...

 

[dragonbird]

I've just lost track here, Wisdom, are you talking about cars? Or your beloved companion? Or is there no difference?

 

[wisdom000]

I've just lost track here, Wisdom, are you talking about cars? Or your beloved companion? Or is there no difference?

maybe....

 

[thewarsend]

I've just lost track here, Wisdom, are you talking about cars? Or your beloved companion? Or is there no difference?

His companion is his car and they have trust issues.. He is a pretty lonely fella..

 

[wisdom000]

Here in my car I feel safest of all....

 

[thewarsend]

Here in my car I feel safest of all....

 

[wisdom000]

You're just jealous of my christine...