Contest - Something’s gotta give! - RESULTS

[Wurstcremetorte]

I will give you the first thing that comes to greet me,when I get home...You'll get something I find at home yet do not expect...

 

[illidanstormcast]

how about Witcher playing cards?

 

[username_2072498]

I will give you Magic the Gathering Cards (over 2000, and there is one "JET MOX"!!), and i will teach you how to be serene and happy with yourselves and how to be completely safe from the strikes of Misfortune. If this should not be enough, I'll give you my autograph of Freddie Mercury and.. tadaaah: my sister! (which is pretty, no lie).

 

[username_2080857]

i can give you my mother in law and piano of my sister too

 

[pub9ihuh]

I create the best fan-site of "The Witcher" game, if you give a prizes to me!

 

[claw]

What would I give you for this nice package?Something of equal value, but then the question is, what does have the equal value?Of course, the equality of the value lies in the eye of the beholder, but I hope, that my humble offer will fill you with joy and happinessI would give you an Portrait of the Witcher Geralt, drawn by myself, unique in this world, and only for you (CD Project Red) exclusively to ownAnd additionally, a few bottles of swedish Absolut Vodka, to guarantee joy and happiness when joy and hapiness is needed, for what guarantees you more joy and happiness, than a cheerfull night with Vodka and friends?

 

[mrjack1899]

I ready to make tattoo "Geralt from Rivia" and give back myself for "The Witcher" forever and always.

 

[burniel]

I will refuse to cut my boyfriend´s hair and I will spill whitewash over his hair, to make him Geralt like. I will borrow you my dog for how long you want, and you could keep my cats. I will get to level 30 in Versus and then Delete the Character. You could have my WoW, Magic the Gathering, LotR TCGs. I would hold a fast for one month, eating only broccoli (which I hate) and drinking only tap water. You could also have my rabbits and my game collection (about 50 DVDs). I will also start writing a diary, one of the things I hate. And my first child could be named after someone from the team that made this game (You would choose via poll). And last but not least, I would strap posters around my home village, commending the staff of RED :angel:

 

[username_2063358]

When I receive: * The Witcher Figurine * The Witcher Medallion * Book – “The Last Wish” by Andrzej Sapkowski * The Witcher Dice GameI'll send you this: * The Witcher Figurine * The Witcher Medallion * Book – “The Last Wish” by Andrzej Sapkowski * The Witcher Dice GameBut I would let you pay for the shipping costs. Yes, yes I would.----------------------------------------------------------When I win the Ultimate Gadget pack, I'll give you the copy back of the Witcher 2 which I stole from your headquarters. And you can stop begging!

 

[constantine_r]

My silver sword.... Bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! :evil:

 

[username_2062723]

I give you my old box of The Witcher game (but only when buying Silver edition)

 

[mormaagur]

100 years on Davy Jones ship!!!and one else: I know how to save Keni! I can say it for you.

 

[redddwarf]

I will sacrifice my parents and grandparents to the burning hell, I will sell myself to slavery, I will cut uff both arms and legs, I will rip my eyes out of my head, I will live in nothibg, I will give you all my computer games (including my The Witcher edition even though it is the sence of my life). i will touch any computer never more just for seeing The Witcher Ultimate Swag Pack . For having it I will do more then you can imagine...

 

[kreion]

I has never thought I would say it...but...if you would send me medailom, figurine, book and dice game, I will give you my soul. :evil: In my last will will be write- My heart for my wife, the witcher CE for my siter ( ), money for my childrens and- my Soul for CDPR My soul could be interesting for you because:*It is very clear soul ;D*I daily training it in writing of poetry and shortstories :angel:*You could enchnant my soul in whatever item (shortsword, longsword, but preferable item for my soul is mage staff from cedar wood lvl 29 ) *You could divide my soul to 6 pieces!!! (ussualy is soul divideable only to 4 pieces!). Every piece is enchantable! *My soul could get to item when you will enchant it this bonuses: -poetry skill +30, pedestrian skill +20, art skill +20, webcodding skill +15, sense for love +50 (warning! idealism feelings hazard! )...and effetcs: immediate abstinence for hard alcohol, drugs, cigarets and Rap music **religion of my soul is buddhismus (my soul doesn´t believe in ecclesia, but in god yes and buddhismus is path to pacifism and peace in soul***changes in my soul are possible by deal! What you think, it´s something here more interesting than my soul? We life in world full of people who are materialist! I offer something, what is more than something material! :

 

[ymnuk96]

Ooo, for such the reward I will give you the AK-47, vodka, fur coat and hand bear. Ah yes, matreshka and Lenin's statue. Because it is things which our enormous and wild country is rich in ;D ;D ;D

 

[pub9ihuh]

I will give you that I have but about what yet I do not know. Such is destination!

 

[ickis99]

In exchange to the goodies offered, i will create a complete and unrestricted SinglePlayer-Popularity for The Witcher.As you might have noticed, there is no Multiplayer support in "The Witcher" (thanks again to the devs). In our world,contaminated with games like WOW, where everything is based on the struggle to be stronger, better and more famousthan anyone else, it is a pleasure to have such games, where you, me and and everyone else can be the one and only, hero,savior of the universe.So, from now on, no SinglePlayer Game shall be unaware of this great game that is called "The Witcher" in this (my) Single-PlayerUniverse. But even MY Universe is still a Universe and so everything i do for me, i also do for you.Some Tasks in Details, that i will perform in case of succesfull goody transfer to me:- Install all and every SP-Game from now on in Folders named "gamename (in lower case) - Subordinate of the only true SinglePlayer Experience THE WITCHER (notice the upper case letters)" (as soon as i figured out where in the Registry the maximum Folder length variabe is hidden).- Name once and every desktop shortcut to my games "The Witcher" (separated through different numbers as a suffix, so windows wont be pissed) and provide them with the original "The Witcher" Icon. All arranged around the "The Witcher" shortcut, which leads to the one and only "The Witcher" itself. How to separate them, you ask? Skilful as i am, i drew a map outside of my PC so i can link there desktop coordinates to the designated game, which is of course only a poor excuse for a SinglePlayer-Game compared to "The Witcher".- Leave my Lilo & Stitch Desktop Background untouched, because it is so cute.- Only give answers in multiple choice dialogs that are most fitting for Geralt. Which unfortunately blocked the path of light in KotoR and turned all NWN2 Companions against me. But who need companions anyway? If you want to see, how SinglePlaying is perfected without companions, play "The Witcher".- Restrict every single hostile activity against enemies to melee, since ranged weapons are only for pussies or four-eyed professors. If you are not convinced, play "The Witcher" and watch a key part in it where--- SPOILER AHEAD ---Geralt blocks 20 crossbow bolts with his left nut (which is silver) and uses them as toothpicks while resting his boots on the former enemy who killed himself because Geralt owns that much.--- Spoiler End ---.Honestly, i had some troubles when i tested the melee-only-rule with "Darkstar One" and "Kane & Lynch". But no one said, paying tribute is an easy task.So, that should do for a start. Of course this list is far from complete, but if i get this fan package unscathed, i will at least add a female NPC in every game (with the D´jinni Editor, since it overrules and thus supports every existing SinglePlayer Game) that is willing to commit explicit activity in exchange of random inventory items and transforms itself into a trading card afterwards, containing a hot picture (in case i have readers from the U.S., iam talking about Barbecue).

 

[elawen]

well, it took me a while to figure out what i´d do to get all that good stuff when there are already so many good ideas, but finally i got that one: i´ll place either the witcher-logo or geralt (pick one) on a nice bra, put on the medaillon (just to warn me of monsters ;D) and walk with that (no top) through the city. (would be really embarrassing for me :-[) whenever people stare or ask i´ll tell them to play "The Witcher", the greatest game of all! so you see, to fulfill this i need at least the medaillion :angel:in addition you might have my abilities as a cook for a year fulltime.

 

[tenma]

hm....to gain something you must present something of equal value ... ... for the witcher figure you'll get my courage for the witcher medalion you'll get my developed sixth sencefor the book you'll be gifted with my wisdomfor the the dice game you'll be gifted with my luck that will never leave you . all that I'll gladly give to you . =^_^=

 

[lumpyguitar]

I'd give you a cemetaur jaw and the tooth of an angy dwarvish boxer.Also, a 6 pack of Viziman champion.