My Human
V has adopted a cat. His first mistake was naming the cat 'Kitty'. V was born and raised out in the badlands, he grew up learning the ways of his people. How to live, survive, and take care of yourself. Now V lives in the big city. He has had to learn much about life in the big city, and is still learning. V had seen cats before out in the wild, but never saw one up close as cats were not fond of humans. Same in the big city, so he was very surprised that this cat took to him. V had never had a cat as a pet before, he had never known that cats could be pets until now. V had heard that some people did have cats as pets, but didn't believe it.
Little did he know what was coming next.
What V didn't understand was that 'Kitty' was sizing up this human and learning. Watching V intently, Kitty was learning V's weak points, what he does and leanring V's habits, all the while Kitty was quietly planning his take over. It would take some time, but from Kitty's perspective, V was turning into an easy target.
You see, V thinks he is in charge. What V doesn't get is Kitty regards V as 'his human' and the human needs to learn a few things. One of those things is, this is Kitty's home, not the human. The human is there to serve Kitty and it's time for this human to start learning. Let the lessons begin...
So, who is going to win this one? V? Or Kitty? We shall see...
My bet's on Kitty.