https://www.reddit.com/r/cyberpunkgame/comments/bqu81q
Yo.. that's pretty rad..
(sound on)
mm-hmm, both
Yo.. that's pretty rad..
(sound on)
mm-hmm, both
Thing Mr Welch Can No Longer do in Cyberpunk 2020
37. They do not make black market illegal cyberweapons for rodents.
57. In the middle of a black op I cannot ask a guard to validate parking.
59. Not allowed to pose the Netrunner in embarrassing positions when he's on a run.
70. Not allowed to cook up nerve gas in the sink even if the target number is 5.
110. Not allowed to serenade the party even if my character has an internal tape deck.
127. Not allowed to download AOL 6.0 on the Arasaka mainframe.
150. Not allowed to create recreational drugs in suppository format.
216. There is an upper limit to the number of Bozo boostergangers I can get in a Volkswagon.
223. I cannot convince the Solo he has a cortex bomb when he really doesn't.
230. There is no such thing as monofilament tooth floss.
233. If I am the medtech it is generally assumed I am going to have skill in medicine.
239. My rockerboy cannot play or has ever heard of the theremin, didgeridoo or glass armonica.
249. If a black op requires me to impersonate an employee, I cannot bill the target for overtime.
266. At the end of a black-ops, I cannot crank call C-SWAT on the target's phone.
348. The rest of the party appreciates it if I don't start the game in Cyberpsychosis.
369. Not supposed to stop the soon to be cyberpsycho by disassembling him earlier in the adventure.
383. It is not ok to use 10,000 rounds to kill two sentries.
396. I will refrain from using wildly inaccurate high explosive weapons in close quarters.
441. There is an upper limit on the number of people a bullet will go through.
465. After a successful black ops, I will not leave paint bombs under all the boardroom's seat cushions.
474. Black and Decker does not make prosthetics.
493. I will not base any Media character off Milo Bloom.
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2071. Even if the Corporation prefers PC terminology, an interrogation is not 'kinetic information retrieval'.
2090. The following are not real Cyberpunk festivals: Night City Comiccon, The Killit Festival, Grenadeapalooza.
2094. Liechtenstein has no need for weapons of mass destruction.
was screaming & laughing so hard still have tears on my face. well done. ;D
Thing Mr Welch Can No Longer do in Cyberpunk 2020
37. They do not make black market illegal cyberweapons for rodents.
57. In the middle of a black op I cannot ask a guard to validate parking.
59. Not allowed to pose the Netrunner in embarrassing positions when he's on a run.
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Interesting.I used these for my 2065+ campaign. Can't find where I pulled them from ( months ago now), but kudos to the artists.
These are the best I could find, one on Reddit and here's another (quite a long way down the page).Does anybody know if there is a wallpaper version of this artwork? I searched for an hour but couldn't find anything. I would really like to make a poster out of it
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