Dragon Age: Inquisition

[Lanfear]

[insert funny caption here]

some fanart of rumored morrigans son from that artbook scan haha

 

[PrincessCiri]

...moving on

look how curly his moustache is! It must be magical too. Maybe it's where Dorian's magical powers come from!

 

[HellKnightX88]

They come from his dashingness

 

[Luxorek]

Please, stop. No. Enough.

I'm having flashbacks to BSN Romance threads.

 

[Unkindled]

They come from his dashingness

Or from his non straightness. He's so non hetero, his mustache curls, lol.

 

[Aes Sídhe]

I thought we agreed pages ago its his dastardliness

 

[HellKnightX88]

I thought we agreed pages ago its his dastardliness

I stand corrected.

 

[Sephira]

...moving on

look how curly his moustache is! It must be magical too. Maybe it's where Dorian's magical powers come from!

Spoiler

Forgive me.

 

[PrincessCiri]

Forgive me.

I'm just going to pretend this comment didn't happen.

Oh wow I totally can't see anything except this gif!!

I thought we agreed pages ago its his dastardliness

I think we should agree it's a mixture of the non-hetero and dastardliness that makes him so amazing. Which then combines to make the moustache curl. And magic. Lots of curling magic.

 

[Aes Sídhe]

Lots of curling magic.

[video=youtube;FlCVE0OG-tI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlCVE0OG-tI[/video]

I think we've found Dorian Dastardlys new reveal... its just right on so many levels

 

[PrincessCiri]

[video=youtube;FlCVE0OG-tI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlCVE0OG-tI[/video]

I think we've found Dorian Dastardlys new reveal... its just right on so many levels

I don't know why but I've just had a weird premonition of what Dorian's companion quest will be.
But will the Inquisitor or Dorian be the one in their underpants? Or will it be both of them? Only time will tell.

 

[Aes Sídhe]

I don't know why but I've just had a weird premonition of what Dorian's companion quest will be.
But will the Inquisitor or Dorian be the one in their underpants? Or will it be both of them? Only time will tell.

No one called The Inquisitor would be seen dead in less than full on black leather & heels, with an assortment of whips, chains, and pokey-twistey-grabbey things. So the pants must be for Dorian.

But aye you're right, if its not weird it will be weird because it'll be avoiding being weird, hehe

 

[PrincessCiri]

No one called The Inquisitor would be seen dead in less than full on black leather & heels, with an assortment of whips, chains, and pokey-twistey-grabbey things. So the pants must be for Dorian.

This is sounding more like some kind of weird fantasy sex game............... but that's basically what Dragon Age is, I suppose

 

[Aes Sídhe]

weird fantasy sex game

Do you think they'll put that on the box ?

 

[PrincessCiri]

Do you think they'll put that on the box ?

I think they just need an R-18 picture of Dorian or Cullen getting it on with the Inquisitor and they won't even need words.

 

[Aes Sídhe]

I think they just need an R-18 picture of Dorian or Cullen getting it on with the Inquisitor and they won't even need words.

Thats sage advice for Biowares PR department if they find themselves in need of a plan b. You've already made me realise my Inquisitor will be female (see customisation described earlier), cheers !

Now, I'm off to the pub

 

[Jack_in_the-Green]

Since some of you seem to have been amused by the "Nutella" story, I'll post some other parodies I concocted myself at the time, during my "unreasonably optimistic" DA2 post-first trailer stage. (EDIT: Im kind of ashamed of them right now, but a few of them have some not-intended-at-the-time-humor, still).
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Right now THIS is the only positive thing I can make myself post about the series... Oh, I forgot, I enjoyed Origins too.

 

[Unkindled]

I knew it. Ever since I saw that advertisement, I knew BSN would take over this thread, lol.

 

[Blothulfur]

Hypothetical, you've got that idiot Hawke and this little twat in a locked room, you've got a shotgun but only one shell. Who do you shoot? And whose skull do you bludgeon in with your shotty's stock?

 

[Unkindled]

Easily the abomination. I didn't hate hawke unlike the rest of you. *shrug* Hawke wasn't the problem, really. The characters surrounding him was, as was the hype.

To me, anyway.