To me it looks like Varric's internal monologue is something like---------- Updated at 09:46 PM ----------
@Princess_Ciri, can you spot what's wrong with this picture?
http://i.imgur.com/VfRJvyA.png?1
Tell me Varric's not checking out the goods.
"I think Unkindled stepped in something.... is that dirt? No... darkspawn remains? No.... Dragon entrails? Maybe... "


