Favorite funny quotes from NPCs
The following quotes always crack me up:
"Slap a noonwraith's tits, you're a bigger rag-picker than me". (by random beggars in Novigrad)
"Got their asses whipped like a Novigrad Whore" (Baron's guards)
"Looking to make some coin too?" (Beggars)
"Demon!" (Frightened beggar)
"Ah, sword!" (Frightened Eternal Fire priest)
"Scram 'fore I lose my patience" (Witch hunters)
"Uh-huh, pam-param-pam-param" ; *Fart* "Bahahaha" (Whoreson's henchmen/Witch hunters)
"May your beard grow robust and free" (Dwarves)
"Don't dare call me Bagginson" (Halflings)
"Yer de fuckin' Dainklage" (Dwarves)
"Your arse hair white, too?" (Peasants in Farcorners) :what:
The following quotes always crack me up:
"Slap a noonwraith's tits, you're a bigger rag-picker than me". (by random beggars in Novigrad)
"Got their asses whipped like a Novigrad Whore" (Baron's guards)
"Looking to make some coin too?" (Beggars)
"Demon!" (Frightened beggar)
"Ah, sword!" (Frightened Eternal Fire priest)
"Scram 'fore I lose my patience" (Witch hunters)
"Uh-huh, pam-param-pam-param" ; *Fart* "Bahahaha" (Whoreson's henchmen/Witch hunters)
"May your beard grow robust and free" (Dwarves)
"Don't dare call me Bagginson" (Halflings)
"Yer de fuckin' Dainklage" (Dwarves)
"Your arse hair white, too?" (Peasants in Farcorners) :what:
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