Having buzzcut my extremely healthy (with a widow's peak and no receding hairline at 34) hair for like a decade and a half now, much to the chagrin of my barber the first (and last) time I went there and asked for it, I can't understand people who want some shitty rug on their heads. Bald is serene, cool, beautiful, powerful. I've done bald too, not just buzzcut mind you. If you're balding, or old, don't put some ridiculous shit on your head, trying to look 30 years younger.
I'll be buzzcutting to the day I no longer can have hair, and I'll be happy every day. Fuck hair. Whoever invented hair should be sued. This coming from someone who as a child had locks to below shoulders for some reason, looking like a girl. So all you bald or balding guys out there, just buzzcut what you have or go all out bald. It's fucking awesome. Period.
This was, of course, in reference to the asinine rug Sam is wearing in that picture...