The most I've got is around 580/1000 for a chapter. I don't think anyone knows how to get a perfect score in either Hard Reset or Shadow Warrior. This guy is playing on Heroic, takes 0% damage and still doesn't get a perfect score. His playing is pretty insane to watch if you're familiar with the game.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW7xK1j8JUg[/media]
As for quotes:
After you've killed a mob of demons: "Hey guys? Where'd everybody go?"
"Who does your nails? I
must have his number."
"Eye of the tiger Hoji, eye of the tiger.."
Wang: " What else does the prophesy say?"
Hoji: "Why that, the 'one' will believe any goddamn idiot thing you say."
Kyokigami: "Wang are you in yet? I can't tell"
"Ooh look! Meat pinatas!"
I also like the item description for the quad barrel simul-fire upgrade: For when you absolutely, positively have to clear every motherfucker in the room.
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