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[Poet_and_Gentleman.598]

After some couple thousand years of human history, you'd think someone would finally pony up.




Maybe Shakespeare could have written Romeo and Juliet as CYOA. You know, what if Romeo was a nudist?

What if Juliet had a poney fetish?

What if Romeo decided that he didn't like Juliet and instead wanted to be a communist revolutionnary?

What if Romeo serenaded Juliet while walking on two hands?

So many possibilities and moral choices to ponder.

 

[227]

http://i.imgur.com/u9Ut7HY.jpg

The best part of this picture is how yoga comes before vampirism. Sucking someone's blood out is apparently bad, but the tree pose? Straight from the devil's salty, sinful loins.

I learn a LOT more arguing with someone about something I like then talking to someone that agrees with me.

Glad to hear it. Expect some Jehova's Witnesses soon.

 

[Suhiira]

Glad to hear it. Expect some Jehova's Witnesses soon.

I live in Salt Lake City.
I think the Mormons shoot them.

 

[kofeiiniturpa]

The best part of this picture is how yoga comes before vampirism. Sucking someone's blood out is apparently bad, but the tree pose? Straight from the devil's salty, sinful loins.

It's just a matter of bad table manners with vampirism. Christians drink blood every Sunday, but they serve it in a cup like civilized people.

Yoga, though... tut tut.

 

[227]

I think the Mormons shoot them.

I'll send them on a Sunday, then. Mormons can't do anything strenuous on the Sabbath on account of it being work-like, and shooting people on bikes probably falls under that umbrella.

They're really missing out.

 

[kanonite]

If only we had like, a tiny camera drone to smuggle into CDPR offices.

 

[kofeiiniturpa]

Could be interesting.

On the other hand, though, could also lead to some unwanted revelations. "No, no, no, no, no! Not like that, anything but that!"

 

[daddy300]

Not long now guys! W3 is finally out in few days.. things should get intersting soon... if not we raid CDPR HQ!

 

[Sardukhar]

Not long now guys! W3 is finally out in few days.. things should get intersting soon... if not we raid CDPR HQ!

Yeah, still expect not much before Christmas.

Right now, the forums are a quiet place to make friends, talk Cpunk, other games, movies, set up the core of a healthy community. It will get nuts later.

You can get information about Cyberpunk and even Cpunk 2077 lots of places, starting with Google.

It's here where you can share and talk about that information among like-minded people. That's what the forums are for. Not so much an information resource, but a gathering place.

 

[braindancer12]

Not long now guys! W3 is finally out in few days.. things should get intersting soon... if not we raid CDPR HQ!

we still wont get infos (probably) before end of year or next year..........but CD shifts, now after W3 release, everyone from the Witcher to CP77, full power into the future!

feels good to know that

 

[Suhiira]

we still wont get infos (probably) before end of year or next year..........but CD shifts, now after W3 release, everyone from the Witcher to CP77, full power into the future!

There will be a couple months of patching stuff when players do things the dev's/QA never expected.
That and I'd expect nearly everyone at CDPR to take a week or two off before they get started on CP2077 full time.
So yeah ... I'd say October or maybe Xmas before we see much.

 

[227]

There will be a couple months of patching stuff when players do things the dev's/QA never expected.
That and I'd expect nearly everyone at CDPR to take a week or two off before they get started on CP2077 full time.
So yeah ... I'd say October or maybe Xmas before we see much.

It's far worse than even that, actually. They'll also be working on the announced Witcher 3 expansions, the second of which isn't being released until early 2016, so we'll likely be dealing with patching well into 2016.

It's time to face the facts: they don't love us anymore. They're doing everything they can to avoid us.

 

[Sardukhar]

It's time to face the facts: they don't love us anymore. They're doing everything they can to avoid us.

I blame you, frankly. After that horrific oatmeal and vodka incident, it's actually really hard to look at you anymore, never mind try to make you happy.

 

[227]

Hey, I can hold my liquor. I just chose to hold it all over Marcin Iwinski's clothing that particular night. Or do you mean the other thing? Their stupid games were the ones that gave me the idea to cross a river on a whore's arse. How was I supposed to know she couldn't swim?

I swear, you drown one hooker and suddenly nobody wants to hang out with you anymore.

 

[dragonbird]

It's not because of the drowned hooker. Well, not entirely because of that, anyway. Remember that incident with the jello?

 

[Sardukhar]

 

[227]

Remember that incident with the jello?

Do you really believe I've only had a single jello incident? You're going to have to be more specific. Which flavor?

You'd better not be talking about cherry. I told you about that in confidence.

 

[dragonbird]

You'd better not be talking about cherry. I told you about that in confidence.

You did? Oops. It was the pineapple. Definitely the pineapple. Or maybe banana. That was an .... interesting flavour.

Incidentally, how long do you think before Sarduck decides the thread is off-topic?

 

[Sardukhar]

You did? Oops. It was the pineapple. Definitely the pineapple. Or maybe banana. That was an .... interesting flavour.

Incidentally, how long do you think before Sarduck decides the thread is off-topic?

Like, never. Since the topic is "forums are abandonedededededed!!!!!", every single post here is activity, a posty argument made by its very existence. I'm not even sure what off-topic would look like? No posts are on topic. All posts are on topic. It's..it's...perfect.

Yes. Dr. Wars has done it! He has created a mutant form of self-sustaining forum life!

Also, banana flavours are gross. No one ever gets them right.

 

[227]

You did? Oops. It was the pineapple. Definitely the pineapple.

Is that the incident involving the sexy jello statue of Aphrodite and my subsequent public indecency trial, or the incident involving the catapult and the orphanage?

Also, banana flavours are gross. No one ever gets them right.

When I was 5 or 6, we had these banana-flavored popsicles that my neighbor and I were obsessed with.

I'm 70% sure that's accurate and not a euphemism for some kind of repressed childhood trauma that I'm not consciously aware of.