Fuck CDPR Programming Department
Witcher 3 is a perfect game in all except coding.
I have noticed nearly 30 different issues during playthrough from the official release date.
* A lot of scripting errors, including blockers.
* Character animation system, which ugly itself, without times when Roach is upside or enemies corpses are freezed in the sky.
* Resource-load queue. Reason why Novigrad is full of ghosts - because nobody teach it to reorganize on character move.
* Horrible console optimization (you have single device configuration, why everyone can optimize for it, but not you).
Damn, two times in Velen i was trapped in small holes in shoal water, without any possibility to get out.
So, i have a proposition. Lets start a kickstarter campaign to buy a bunch of huge dildos for each asshole in Dev and QA departments and send it to Warsaw.
Witcher 3 is a perfect game in all except coding.
I have noticed nearly 30 different issues during playthrough from the official release date.
* A lot of scripting errors, including blockers.
* Character animation system, which ugly itself, without times when Roach is upside or enemies corpses are freezed in the sky.
* Resource-load queue. Reason why Novigrad is full of ghosts - because nobody teach it to reorganize on character move.
* Horrible console optimization (you have single device configuration, why everyone can optimize for it, but not you).
Damn, two times in Velen i was trapped in small holes in shoal water, without any possibility to get out.
So, i have a proposition. Lets start a kickstarter campaign to buy a bunch of huge dildos for each asshole in Dev and QA departments and send it to Warsaw.


