Funny Glitches

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In my game Geralt at times believes he is a member of the Ministry of Silly Walking,

Roach too

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Roach kicked me dead. Was playing on death march (though have had it happen on other levels but did not die) while riding, got of roach but his fear level was high, got to close (trying to avoid bandits) roach bucked . . . .gerald dead......I sat and started at the screen....wtf. Don't think it's a glitch, but it was funny.
 
Random Aard Amusement

disregard this post. i found a hidden peasant behind a rock, i just happened to be facing within 90 degrees. lol.
 
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I sometime amuse myself on the shipwreck coast. There are some dudes hanging there....aard allows me to do this with the bodies



 
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@DinkzOfRivia

Wait what?!. There is an elevator there? I've spent about 1000 hours on this game and never knew it existed... Feeling so stupid now.
 
It's always strange to me when I see people not knowing about the elevator - it was the first way I found into Kaer Trolde (and it was also mentioned in the early preview articles, so I was expecting to find one), since the quest pointer just led me there :p In reality, I guess it's actually pretty easy to miss, though.
 
@DinkzOfRivia

Wait what?!. There is an elevator there? I've spent about 1000 hours on this game and never knew it existed... Feeling so stupid now.

Most people aren't aware of this because of the fast travel marker. LOL I discovered this on my first game when I was scouring Kaer Trolde when I first arrived in Skellige.
 
It's always strange to me when I see people not knowing about the elevator

I don't know. It's just that I didn't really expected to see anything like this in this game. I suppose some captured Nilfgaardians are slavishly working the elevator. When I was trying to find my way to Kaer Trolde for the first time, I just quickly eyeballed the terrain to find the way up, as the quest marker suggested. After that I'd just fast travel there, so that's how the elevator has eluded me till now.

That's terrible. I found it on my 9th playthrough.

It's still more fun jumping off the bridge though.

I can't even imagine how much time you have put into this game. That's some commitment there :) And that remark about the bridge. Totally agree!
 
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I found that elevator during my first game, but somehow I messed up something and that elevator always got up without me. After that I just used fast travel and forgot that damn thing :D
 
I had a pretty good one happen earlier.

After a certain place loses it's leader the new leader is just letting the men rape and pillage.

I go in a house to help a woman and all of a sudden all of us inside are floating but squatting in the air. I fought and walked around like that and eventually the camera went inside Geralt's head and the game became first person.
 
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