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username_2061378

Senior user
#101
Nov 22, 2007
hiver said:
And im so glad nobody saw this one. The description of Drowned dead i think...(or drowners too...?) was done by somebody who likes Ice and Fire books by George RR Martin and especialy likes Ironmen."What is dead can never die, but rises again, harder and stronger.";DGreat stuff, i was smiling for an hour after i realized what im reading.
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I prefer Lannisters, but they don't want to drown easily (Tyrion) and don't rise as Ironmen do. ;)
 
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ilear

Senior user
#102
Nov 22, 2007
not eggs but funny things:1. some crypt in field - i entered there without Cat of torch, so didnt see much...after killing everyone in one big room i heard some strange noise...So i turned on shield sign to light this place a little and...I SOW LITTLE SOMETHING THAT WAS RUNNING AWAY FROM ME with so funny sounds:D OMG! i was laughing and running after them 10 minutes :D little fuckers was making funny of me!!!;D2. When fighting with Andrew Gabloda (or sth like that) in Inn..go for a lose...he poses and screams laudly: Andrew GAABLODA!!! it was hilarious:D3. Bard in Trade Quater witch will make a rym if you say your name..go for last one;D
 
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Hiver.147

Senior user
#103
Nov 22, 2007
theta said:
I prefer Lannisters, but they don't want to drown easily (Tyrion) and don't rise as Ironmen do. ;)
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Well... i have a feeling Tyrion will rise much higher than anybody thought so far in the next book ;D. Hope he doesnt fall... And his Golden brother is coming along nicely i think... What a pair those two are :DThough for me... something in the north is calling me to take a look from the wall... and booming around "Winter is coming!" does have its charms too.
 
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darthmael

Senior user
#104
Nov 22, 2007
ilear said:
I SOW LITTLE SOMETHING THAT WAS RUNNING AWAY FROM ME with so funny sounds:D OMG! i was laughing and running after them 10 minutes :D little fuckers was making funny of me!!!;D
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Those little ones were the the hobgoblins, there's a quest involving them - as far as I remember, a guy by the old broken bridge gives that quest.
 
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ilear

Senior user
#105
Nov 22, 2007
re up:Good to hear:D i was hoping i will get those little bastards later...and do something to them ;D nobody laughs at skilled witcher 8)
 
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einbauschrank

Senior user
#106
Nov 23, 2007
In Lebioda' Hospital two nurses are telling a well known joke:Nurse 1: Where's the simulant from room 2?Nurse 2: Died this morning.Nurse 1: Pretended until the end.:)
 
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klasicar

Senior user
#107
Nov 24, 2007
AlexTaylor said:
It's worse than French. in fact all slavic languages are pretty hard to learn, and Polish is not the easiest of them. Words keep changing depending on the place in a sentence, that kind of thing. I can read, barely, thanks to granma.
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i think it depends on how much your native language differs from the slavic language you're attempting to learn. typologically, slavic languages aren't special in the indo-european family, since a large number of languages have the same syntactic structure, similar phonology and grammatical features (e.g. the declension and agreement of nouns and adjectives) as the slavic languages.
 
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cassandra31eee

Forum veteran
#108
Nov 24, 2007
I never heard the elves in the swamp sing Leonard Cohen, pity, i love him so... :)Also, the chess with the Death, yeah, very good. ;)A man and a woman in the outskirts of Vizima are talking for their secret meeting after dark, and the woman says "my husband will find out...", so the man answers "he will drink again and sleep...". Everyday the same discussion, but i never managed to find them! It could be fun! Before i help Vesna, i went to her house and her grandma said she was worried for her, because it was late and she wasn't home yet. After i helped her (and we met the next evening), i went again one day to her house, and grandma said "i don't blame her, in her age i was the same..."! ;D After some time, i went again, and what you think she told me? "Vesna is acting strange lately, am i to become a great grandma?" :DSome characters ask for a gift, but only one time, if you don't have it at this time they never ask you again... I liked that. The old ladies at the outskirts, everytime you give them food or money, they tell you about a herb.
 
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darthmael

Senior user
#109
Nov 26, 2007
One more little piece of fun:Have you guys ever tried wearing a "red ribbon", a drowner-repelling amulet? I've tried it only in Chapter V, when drowner activity in the swamps started to get on my nerves too much. I mean - one can't even enter a cave until there are no drowners in the area - combat mode won't allow entrance. And, as I stated previously once, the drowners have established a Geralt fan-club meant for bugging him out of his mind. So I made Geralt wear that amulet and decided to see what it'll bring.And then the fun began. The drowners started acting crazy. They would run to Geralt, as usual, but a few meters away they would stop and start running circles around him or stepping back and forth like in some kind of a shamanic dance. When Geralt draws his sword, the drowners would run off and hide (really!) behind rocks or floating wood. After Geralt puts he's sword back into it's sheath, they come out and start circling him again. As Geralt steps towards one of the drowners, it would run away and soon return. And all of it looks really funny. But the occurence that nearly made me fall off my chair after some time of watching that swamp-circus, was, as I've called it "A Poke-And-Run Incident". Imagine: A Chapter V swamp, nearly 6 pm and it's raining heavily.Geralt stands near a druid's cave, facing the entrance. We can see a lone drowner standing not far behind the witcher, rocking back and forth, obviously being bugged with "To approach or not to approach?" question. I sit and watch, wondering what happens. Few seconds after, the drowner, seeming to have reached the decision, quietly steps forward. Geralt stands with his sword sheathed. The drowner makes one more little and very cautious step forward, so now it stands rather close behind Geralt. (That drowner reminded me very much of Gollum - but anyway, drowners are being Gollum-like on a regular basis). Geralt does not move. The drowner rocks back and forth again, obviously feeling star-struck from the witcher's close presence. ( ;D ;D ;D). Finally it lifts it's hand hesitantly, and //I swear that is exactly what I've seen !!! No kidding ! Random scripts sometimes really kick it, as I think you all know.//... and pokes Geralt in the lower back! Geralt draws his sword and turns around quickly, presumably being very scary. The drowner jumps up a little, then turns away and runs as if whole hell unleashed behind it.( I've never seen drowners running so fast.). I decided not to make Geralt pursue the creature - it deserves to live for such wonderful performance ;D.Too bad I couldn't make the video of the encounter. I don't think it will ever occur again, considering the whole random script issue. But it was a true cracker.
 
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xMisterVx

Senior user
#110
Nov 26, 2007
Haha, yes, that ribbon thing is fun, althouth the fanclub always pissed me off because they wouldn't go away when I wante to enter a cave. Ah well, they die from one Igni.Another Easter Egg I've found:When Cyrilla studied magic with Yennifer, she was trying the Aard sign and broke down a shed. The same, as you remember, happened with Alvin. The wording is identical ;)
 
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darthmael

Senior user
#111
Nov 26, 2007
Yes, the drowners are terribly easy to kill, and terribly annoying sometimes. And they really seem to have a fan-club for our good witcher. Even more than barghasts (green ghost-dogs) did in Act 1. Ah, about barghasts - their little fan-club seemed to have a thing for Geralt's arse ;D - for every barghest I found tried it's best to creep from behind and bite the witcher in that particular area, LOL.And I think Alvin was based on Cyrilla - there are many similarities between them besides the one you're speaking about. :)
 
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xMisterVx

Senior user
#112
Nov 26, 2007
Also, the detectives mentioned by Raymond - Codringer and Fenn (sp?) - are from the books. They are in fact one person (Codringer) - well, kind of. :p
 
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darthmael

Senior user
#113
Nov 26, 2007
And Raymond himself is such a mixture... He contains at least three major references, did the devs find him special? ;D
 
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xMisterVx

Senior user
#114
Nov 26, 2007
Oh I liked him...it's a shame, really.Ha! The Professor (or Raplh Bluenden) is also a very old enemy. The Vivaldi bank exists in the books as well...the devs have made a lot of connections to the world of the book series...however, it feels much less dark and gritty than the game world.Same with Triss' plans for a happy and peaceful life, they were voiced by Yen...damn, it's really sad to read this when you know the end and what happens after it.
 
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Hiver.147

Senior user
#115
Nov 26, 2007
Cassandra31EEE said:
I never heard the elves in the swamp sing Leonard Cohen, pity, i love him so... :)Also, the chess with the Death, yeah, very good. ;)
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Do they sing : "First..we take Manhatan...then we take Berliinn...?" :DIn the lakeside village one of the girls playing around houses by the riverbank recites this little poem:"That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange eons even death may die. "H.P.Lovecraft. ;D
 
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xMisterVx

Senior user
#116
Nov 26, 2007
Iirc, the Grandmaster's name was "von Aldersberg". It is a name of a battle where Nilfgaard won. Could that possibly a link to the South?.. Maybe something for the sequel...
 
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darthmael

Senior user
#117
Nov 27, 2007
hiver said:
In the lakeside village one of the girls playing around houses by the riverbank recites this little poem:"That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange eons even death may die. "H.P.Lovecraft. ;D
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No wonder, considering all this Dagon stuff :)
 
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rhian

Senior user
#118
Nov 27, 2007
MisterV said:
Ha! The Professor (or Raplh Bluenden) is also a very old enemy.
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Uh, that name in the brackets... is that the name of the voice actor? or the real name of Professor in the books?Sorry for this dumb question, i am still waiting for my books ... so no clue...I am still looking for some English Voice Actors who spoke who but to no avail.
 
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gianluowns

Senior user
#119
Nov 28, 2007
Zinny said:
Zinny said:
After knocking down an apponent in boxing minigame Geralt does the same moves as Brad Pit in Snatch
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Fantastic - I knew it looked familiar!
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hahha yeah, u both are damned right!!!! ahah especially when u knock the hell out the f***g panzies, u notice that geralt took his balls with hands lol like brad pittAerondight...if u think more closer...wu will notice that this sword its Excalibur :Dand oh i forgot,at Kaer Morhen the prologue...ahah that was hilarious...take a close looks at the graffits, geralt will say some nice words...one graffits (i think) resemble jesus christ, another one he say"oh the famous withcer George(a guy riding an horse, killing a dragon with a lance ;D)" its StGeorge that killed the dragon ahah..i need to discover the other one lol..sorry again, im editing for the last time lol, im just asking but...do the cdprojekt programmers wanted to get the witchers story looking like the jews?? just curious ,because iv heard the book talking about witchers and ive found the word "pogrom".....
 
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importedbeer

Senior user
#120
Nov 28, 2007
This is not an easter egg, but may be interesting if you are into world loreA vetala, or baital, is a vampire-like being from Hindu mythology.The vetala are defined as spirits inhabiting corpses. These corpses may be used as vehicles for movement (as they no longer decay while so inhabited), but a vetala may also leave the body at will. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vetal)Also Shani, like a previous poster said is indicative of Saturn- the most inauspicious planet ever in Hindu Astrology. Shani is related to 7 years of bad luck. So, if your Geralt romanced her...expect a depressing honeymoon ;)
 
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