[GENERAL] Sex cards you REALLY could have done without.

[shadowstorm1989]

[GENERAL] Sex cards you REALLY could have done without.

Yea, it's fun to get laid as everyone's favorite white haired witcher, but there are (at least for me) a few frontiers that should have gone unexplored.Abigail: The whole bone-charm/sharp nail/black teeth coupled with the smile just turns what I believed was going to be a really hot scene into me wondering how Geralt could have left her un-torched.Prostitute: First time I played through I thought "Sweet! Free hookers!" After the first one I realized maybe a bit less coin to spend on food would do the hookers some good...Queen of the Night: AHHHHHHHHH! DO NOT WANT!Elf woman from act IV: I know the elves are supposed to be somewhat androgynous, but this chick's got a serious man-face.White Rayla: See Queen of the Night response.What about you guys? Any exploration you wish Geralt had been a bit more sober at the time?

 

[starwolf]

OMG ROFL, I completely understand and feel your pain. Just be glad he stayed sober enough that he never er... got it up... when GRANDMA hit on him. THAT sex-card would have made many of us gouge our eyes out and lose forever our respect for Geralt's taste in women forever.... at least what was left of it after the roll in the hay with the vampires... necrophilia..... ick....

 

[paulv]

Clearly, witchers have a Nine Coronas potion.What happens in Wizyma, stays in Wizyma.

 

[mobidoy]

I can't tell as i never had a chance to get further than act 1 and i dipped a toe in act 2 so, the only one was triss in the prologue... I missed the barmaid (cant remember the name). But, one day, i promise i will play it all and i will pay attention to it.Btw, Awesome post Welcome aboard !

 

[Corylea.723]

I agree that Abigail's card was unexpectedly nasty, and it doesn't seem (to me, at least) to do her justice. As for the prostitute, you think she's too fat? I'm astonished -- I think she'd be less attractive if she were any thinner.And White Rayla -- she's a soldier, and it's not like that's a secret. If you don't want to have sex with a hard, tough woman, don't do White Rayla. Personally, I figure she's one of the few women in the game who could match Geralt in, ah, vigor. One of the things I love about the sex cards is that the women aren't all generic pretty-pretty girls. White Rayla actually looks like a soldier, and the vampires actually look like undead (not like goths at a club); I think that's part of what makes the cards fun and interesting.

 

[xellotath]

Come on now, vampires are people too eace:

 

[shadowstorm1989]

Yes, but can you honestly see the house of the night making much cash flaunting necrotic flesh through those fishnets? Not without some sort of spell at least.

 

[liveinabox]

im only at the end of act1 but it seems to me the developers have a major thing going on for redheads..

 

[starwolf]

I believe that for women in and around Vizima, there is a law, that only redheads are allowed to live there. Women with any other color hair are required to dye their hair. They are allowed to use any shade of hair color they want, so long as it is red. Nonhumans are allowed to retain their natural color, as well as there are rare exceptions made in select cases (which probably involve heavy bribes). But for most women, its just gotta be red.

 

[st_ghost]

Its CD Projekt RED for a reason

 

[Corylea.723]

Its CD Projekt RED for a reason

Good one!

 

[artrerigreyjoy]

The first Shani card was a disappointment, but not too bad I guess. And I third(?) the Abigail card.

 

[wurth]

What about you guys? Any exploration you wish Geralt had been a bit more sober at the time?

The thing is you can't blame Geralt for his acts, because it's you who decided in the end. Some woman wasn't to your taste ? Why do her then ?

there are (at least for me) a few frontiers that should have gone unexplored.

Now is it serious or ironic ? OoBecause if it's serious I'm sad for your...

 

[shadowstorm1989]

Some of the character models poorly represent their sex cards, IE Abigail. Then the night queen just comes out of nowhere and does you in her mangled tooth-and-nail form. That plus playing through the game for the first time without a guide leads to some unexpected (and sometimes less than welcome) findings.

 

[hamenaglar]

The thing is you can't blame Geralt for his acts, because it's you who decided in the end. Some woman wasn't to your taste ? Why do her then ?.

Because he can.

 

[starwolf]

Some of the character models poorly represent their sex cards, IE Abigail. Then the night queen just comes out of nowhere and does you in her mangled tooth-and-nail form. That plus playing through the game for the first time without a guide leads to some unexpected (and sometimes less than welcome) findings.

the usual truism is that it works this way: the woman (or man) who looks ugly /creepy / nasty ewwww / possibly diseased / when you are SOBER, after you have had 7 or 8 glasses of your favorite high octane lubricant, becomes a dazzlingly good looking hottie. For Geralt, for some reason, this works in reverse. when he is stone cold sober, they are ALL good looking. But only AFTER he has "taken care of her needs" does he realize just exactly what he has encountered. In either full glory or cringe. Of course, the man himself is reportedly returned from having been dead, so I suppose the formerly dead consider ANY opportunity to be wonderful. After all, he KNOWS the alternative.

 

[Corylea.723]

Of course, the man himself is reportedly returned from having been dead, so I suppose the formerly dead consider ANY opportunity to be wonderful. After all, he KNOWS the alternative.

*laugh* Excellent point!I kinda figure it's partly "noblesse oblige" -- if you're a woman's only chance for a pregnancy-free, disease-free encounter, well, you owe it to the world to spread yourself around, right?

 

[username_2075628]

Well they should made better card for quen of the night, mean the whole thing was great four wampireses all around Geralt it was really getting hot and than those awful card. Should one of the best. Also those merchants card those lady simply seems old and generally thought that Geralt is too good for carier of gigolo ;D. Abigail card could be better altough this one nicely represent what she is at the time , and perhaps a cut scene with her ;D. And yeah Geralt has risky life so why not enjoying tomorow can be too late.

 

[username_2075709]

"I'm immune."

 

[starwolf]

Of course, during the encounter with the woman who is slightly better looking than Grandma, nothing stops Geralt from,closing his eyes and thinking about his favorite hottie from "that night when everything was perfect with the incredibly beautiful girl in . Sometimes, it works, to just close your eyes and pretend your cheap fast food hamburger is actually filet mignon.