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[GENERAL] Sex cards you REALLY could have done without.

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Corylea.723

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#21
Apr 17, 2009
Starwolf said:
Of course, during the encounter with the woman who is slightly better looking than Grandma, nothing stops Geralt from,closing his eyes and thinking about his favorite hottie from "that night when everything was perfect with the incredibly beautiful girl in . Sometimes, it works, to just close your eyes and pretend your cheap fast food hamburger is actually filet mignon.
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Not to mention that there are other things to appreciate about even a casual sexual partner besides beauty. Enthusiasm is more important than looks, at least in my experience, not to mention skill, willingness to experiment, desire to give as well as take -- the most important sexual organ is the one between your ears.
 
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paulv

Senior user
#22
Apr 18, 2009
In the feudal times, we had no movies and no rock-stars with hair tips to look up to. Sure, the cards are supposed to be flattering, but what we don't get is the scent, the magic, the...Oh who am I kidding?! We know what sword Geralt prefers to wield most in the game!
 
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richardofbrisbane

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#23
Apr 18, 2009
I thought that the Reverend's Sex Card was more than a little distasteful. Curled up on a rug like that, roasting his chestnuts to the warmth of the Eternal Fire. And his second card is even worse...what with the Beast being involved and all!
 
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liveinabox

Senior user
#24
Apr 19, 2009
RichardOfBrisbane said:
I thought that the Reverend's Sex Card was more than a little distasteful. Curled up on a rug like that, roasting his chestnuts to the warmth of the Eternal Fire. And his second card is even worse...what with the Beast being involved and all!
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The Reverand has a sex card?! :eek: Is that one for the girls playing ;Djust got to the Lady of the night in Chap 2 WTF?!!? If I hadnt also just slept with Blue Eyes i would of killed em all and sided with the knights just on principle of seeing what she really looks like!
 
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raiche

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#25
Apr 21, 2009
Quick question (not sure if this is TECHNICALLY applicable in this thread 8)), anyone know where I can locate a good bottle of wine for the mill 'date' with Vesna? :evil: Any input would be greatly appreciated. ;D
 
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st_ghost

Forum veteran
#26
Apr 21, 2009
Well, at the inn of course (in fact, you can buy it off Vesna even, but the other waitress does just as well).
 
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tugrul

Senior user
#27
Apr 24, 2009
Truth is he is a horny son of a .... he has sex with everything that moves and is female.. vampires, weird tree looking creatures.. i mean common, would you have sex with a vampire? Heeeeeel no... i think that who ever was behind the idea of making geralt sleep with anything that has an hole has some sexual problems probablyy not getting enough himself ;D
 
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Corylea.723

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#28
Apr 24, 2009
Tugrul said:
i think that who ever was behind the idea of making geralt sleep with anything that has an hole has some sexual problems probablyy not getting enough himself ;D
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My, how ... delicately ... you phrase that. :DActually, the developers give you the opportunity to have sex with a vast array of womenfolk; whether you choose to make use of these opportunities is up to you. There are only a very few places where Geralt must have sex with someone, e.g.,
when Triss checks Geralt out in the beginning of Chapter 3, to "make sure he's not permanently damaged."
Only two of the books have been translated into English so far, so I may have this wrong, but my impression so far is that Yennifer kept Geralt on a rather short leash, I mean, that Geralt often chose to be faithful to Yennifer. ;)
 
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ubasti

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#29
May 24, 2009
Hmm, I wonder how do you people imagine Abigail to be, because I really liked her card. Much better than some others I've gotten this far (I'm at the end of chapter III). Abigail is after all a witch, and an independent woman, who chooses her own path, and I imagined her to be pretty aggressive in certain situations. ;)And what comes to the Queen of the Night, well, she is a vampire. And I think it's good they're not always presented as they are in the usual way they tend to be nowadays.And I fullheartedly agree with Corylea - there is more to sex than meets the eye.Little sidetrack: for me most of the women in the game are way too THIN. I mean, come on, a woman at such timeperiod, if she'd been that thin, she'd been starving, and every man would have thought the same. ;) Come to think of it, most women even today that are that thin propably are starving, voluntarily.
 
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Thoric

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#30
May 24, 2009
Queen of the Night was a scare. Would've prefered something subtle like freaky shadows on the three hot vampire chicks, but not that friggin thing.
 
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