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rawsock

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Geralt the Drunk Moonwalker

I don't know if this has been mentioned. But i searched the forum first and found nothing:Watching Geralt drunk for the first time is extremely funny. The gestures, the standing animations ( like the one where he grabs his face like "dude i'm soooo drunk" ... LOL ) are top notch. But ...Geralt is damned slow while drunk ! I can't stand it. I want to sleep a little in that nearby fire dammit ! ;DThe night/hostile solution: Draw your sword and geralt becomes insta-sober. Run to a nearby fire, sleep and ready to go.The day/peace solution: It's not optimal but eases the pain if you don't have Wife's Tears and the next campfire/friend's house/****** is too far away. Simply side-strafe (A or D keys) while in TPP mode !. It's not as fast as sober running but is *way faster* than crawling while extremely drunk. It's also a lot of fun, Geralt moonwalks like a drunken, non-paedophile Michael Jackson.Walking this way is awkward, use the map to orient yourself and the mouse to direct geralt.
 
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st_ghost

Forum veteran
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Its Wife's tears not Maiden's tears.Other than that, that's what I've been doing all along as well and it works like a charm.
 
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petra_silie

Ex-moderator
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You demand too much from a man. This is very realistic… when you are drunk you aren't able to execute simple tasks. How should Geralt? ;D okay he is a mutant but not immune to alcohol.
 
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Eri94_user70

Forum veteran
#5
PetraSilie said:
You demand too much from a man. This is very realistic… when you are drunk you aren't able to execute simple tasks. How should Geralt? ;D okay he is a mutant but not immune to alcohol.
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Hey ;)Men can do lot's of normal things when drunk, actually we do more things when we are hammered ;D1) We will complement any woman on there beauty.... :beer:2) We can get into trouble, as we can when sober....... :beer:3) Snore..... :beer:4) Pee in completely the wrong place at night ....... :beer:5) Hold a conversation with inanimate objects......... :beer:6) Tell fantastic stories with no point to them, and every word containing an s......... :beer:7) Take 2 hours to do a 2 minuet walk....... :beer:8 ) Injure ourselves and not remember how...... :beer:The list goes on, and lets face it the pub is the only place where men can actually multi-task, smoke + drink + talk crap and stare at cleavage all in one go, you got to admit that's impressive LOL :dead:
 
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Eri94_user70

Forum veteran
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Hey ask any honest man who has been absolutely smashed and you will hear many horror story's......LOLAny-hoo I gave all that up when I had kids......... :angel:
 

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