Good Wishes and Be Careful to Wars.

[dragonbird]

Well, unless Chris gets his act together and starts making the countdown pictures instead of just talking about it, Wars will already have gone.

But I suppose Chris could then do a countdown until he comes back again. It's only a year, after all.

 

[chriswebb2020.736]

Will post two tonight. One for today, and one after midnight for tomorrow.
@dragonbird Can I use Appleseed hentai images for a basis if I heavily censor it?

EDIT:
(The image I have in mind would probably make Wis more uncomfortable than Sard.)

EDIT #2:
(Scratch that, It would DEFINITEY make Wis more uncomfortable than Sard.)

 

[chriswebb2020.736]

So...

4 DAYS TO GO...

(Oh, and All I had to photoshop was the text and Briareo's head...)

 

[Sardukhar]

 

[chriswebb2020.736]

Wait till you see what I'm planning for this:

 

[thewarsend]

Just wanted to say, i appreciate it..

 

[chriswebb2020.736]

I have to appologise. I'm seriously tired atm, the sprogs keeping me up at night and I'm heading into my second 7 day week in a row at work, with added overtime...

I will get all of the pictures done tomorrow and post two straight away.

 

[Sardukhar]

I have to appologise. I'mwhinewhinewhinecheesewhinecryblahblahblahy.

You're weak, Webb. WEAK. A -real- man would just push on through. A -real- man could take it. You don't have the stomach to get this done. Just have a nap and forget all about it. You obviously need the rest, You Koala. Panda. Cabbage Patch Doll.

None of these are reductive enough to his manliness! Damn it! Picture Time nears! I'm getting desperate! Oh, wait.

It's obvious.

Chris, you

 

[dragonbird]

Uhh, Sard?
"Girl" is not a permitted insult. Forum rules.

"Wuss" would fit better in context, I think. Or go and ask 225 to make a new word, he's good at that.

 

[Sardukhar]

Ha! We break soooo many forum rules amongst our Precious Few. Like, any insults at all. Could you imagine these forums without insults? How boring! We'd have to toss out all the Canuck jokes. All the Turkish jokes. I think I called Chris 'Welsh" disparagingly several times and have absolutely made negative reference to the sexual performance of, well, everyone. I've always used as my guidelines whether or not my vict...err, buddy was likely to take offense. The idea being to make Wars laugh, of course.

Changes made, though. Didn't mean to offend you.

 

[dragonbird]

It's just that describing someone as a superior being isn't really much of an insult, is it? It sounded more like you were praising him, like calling him a reptile, or a species of bird.

So no, not offended so much as saddened. I expect a better class of insult from a moderator. Even if you are a Canuck.

Seriously, you should get some tuition from 113. He's an expert on this.

 

[Sardukhar]

Hmmm. An excellent point. I am disappointed in myself as well. I need a word that means not-a-man-and-also-having-a-LOT-of-body-hair.

Koala?

Panda?

WHERE is 221 when we need him?

Edit - those all suck. I need something REALLY not manly. AH-ha!

 

[dragonbird]

Kitten?
Twilight-lover?

 

[Sardukhar]

No..kittens have claws and if you're smaller than them, you're probably dead and food. Also cute. Cute isn't unmanly, Dragon. Vis: Jacob!

Edit: CLEVER woman. I see what you did there. And got the edit in before it showed as an edit, too. STILL NOT UNMANLY TO LOVE TWILIGHT. If you say otherwise, you better be able to out-pull me...

 

[227]

I need a word that means not-a-man-and-also-having-a-LOT-of-body-hair.

So long as you're stuck on the animals, you should go with the sloth. Koalas smell like cough drops and pandas are basically zebra bears, both of which are totally awesome. Meanwhile, no one (except Kristen Bell) wants to be a sloth.

And dragging your Twilight obsession into a thread devoted to wars? For shame. He's about to go off and fight turkeys. Or with turkeys; I'm not sure which side he's going to. Either way, he's about to board a gravy boat and make thanksgivings possible for many of us, so hijacking his thread is totally tasteless and I recommend stuffing the ego. Cranberry.

 

[chriswebb2020.736]

 

[chriswebb2020.736]

 

[Sardukhar]

Wait. I'm Deunan? FuckitI'lltakeit.

Deunan Knute goddamn ROCKS. Even if she is a g..reat deal of trouble. A g..oddamn headstrong personality. And a gir...i bound slave to duty. Also a woman.

She is SO goddamn awesome, in fact, that Bri is her wingman and not the other way around. Her marksmanship and tactical awareness are simply amazing. I read Appleseed in High School and I wanted to be Deunan so bad I hardly noticed she was a girl. Woman. Female. Whatever. I mean, Bri is cool, but have you seen Deunan move? Captain America class tactical genius and crazy-fast to boot.

Are Deunan and Bri lovers? NO ONE KNOWS. Masamune Shirow has a thing about cyborgs. That crazy, beautiful bastard.

"unsatisfied, the viewers then wanted to know what exactly that 25% consisted of, or mores specifically, whether or he keeps his "male parts." Yoshitsune Miyamoto subtly seems to reveal the answer during a full body scan of him following his gunbattle with Colonel Hades; although he retains his male personality and his mechanical body is modelled after a muscleman, the scanner's imagery hints that he is completely asexual. Apparently, nobody noticed, for the debate heated up even more during the love triangle of 2007's Ex Machina and remains unanswered to this day."

So, asexual and physical. It's a weird thing. For a weird world.

Hey, that IS kind of like @wisdom000 and I! Wisdom, I'm your pointman now!

 

[chriswebb2020.736]

You know it's Wis, because look, old style Gong! -->

 

[chriswebb2020.736]

I wont have time tomorrow, so I will have to post the last one now:

But wait, theres MORE!!!