Happy birthday, Gregski :] How lucky to have your birthday on the weekend, hope you have fun.
This is the reason why I eat copious amounts of cake only on my birthdays- if you know enough people, you celebrate a lot of birthdays, and if I ate cake at their parties like I do at mine, I would be astronomically fat, like a veritable ham planet. Did I mention I like cake.
This is the reason why I eat copious amounts of cake only on my birthdays- if you know enough people, you celebrate a lot of birthdays, and if I ate cake at their parties like I do at mine, I would be astronomically fat, like a veritable ham planet. Did I mention I like cake.
Happy cake day! May you drink merrily, wake up in a friendly neighborhood, and find your missing pants without too much trouble.
Cake's basically a sacred rite wherein a group of people spites the reminder of mortality that birthdays are by freely indulging in copious amounts of life-shortening deliciousness, so missing out on that is stunningly impolite—even if it means ballooning to the point where you exert a noticeable gravitational pull.
Sucks for you. I have a metabolism faster than two coked-up rabbits going at it.
Cake's basically a sacred rite wherein a group of people spites the reminder of mortality that birthdays are by freely indulging in copious amounts of life-shortening deliciousness, so missing out on that is stunningly impolite—even if it means ballooning to the point where you exert a noticeable gravitational pull.
