Kick back with something sweet and recharge your batteries this holiday season.
NiCola™ wishes you a refreshing end to the year!
Kick back with something sweet and recharge your batteries this holiday season.
NiCola™ wishes you a refreshing end to the year!
Happy Holidays!
(I'll stick to water, though. Enough sweet things around without adding a drink.
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(I'll stick to water, though. Enough sweet things around without adding a drink.
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Ah, in this case Real Water™ wishes you a Happy New Year!Happy Holidays!
(I'll stick to water, though. Enough sweet things around without adding a drink.
A man walks into a bar. Orders a basic drink, and the bartender hands it to him. He takes a sip and relaxes.
A big, muscular construction worker enters, walks up to the bar, slaps it and says, "Gimme a Waterloo."
The bartender nods and, working behind the counter, he comes back up with a huge glass filled to the brim with a clear drink. He puts it on the counter and asks, "You sure?"
The construction worker nods, smiles, grabs the glass, and drains it in a single pull. He thumps the empty glass down on the counter. "Oh, yeah! That hits the spot."
The man watches it, and his ego gets the better of him. "I think I'll try a Waterloo."
Both the bartender and the construction worker look at him sideways. The bartender asks, "Well...if you want." He works behind the counter, produces another full glass, and slides it in front of the man.
The man hesitates for a second, then figures, Eh...bottoms up. He lifts the glass and begins to gulp it down. After only two swallows, he chokes and spits out the rest.
The bartender moves toward him, concerned. "You alright, stranger?"
The man coughs a few times and says, "What the hell is that!? It tastes like nothing but water!"
The construction worker looks confused. "Yeah -- that's what I ordered." He looks at the bartender. "Ain't that right, Lou?"
Happy New Year's!
A big, muscular construction worker enters, walks up to the bar, slaps it and says, "Gimme a Waterloo."
The bartender nods and, working behind the counter, he comes back up with a huge glass filled to the brim with a clear drink. He puts it on the counter and asks, "You sure?"
The construction worker nods, smiles, grabs the glass, and drains it in a single pull. He thumps the empty glass down on the counter. "Oh, yeah! That hits the spot."
The man watches it, and his ego gets the better of him. "I think I'll try a Waterloo."
Both the bartender and the construction worker look at him sideways. The bartender asks, "Well...if you want." He works behind the counter, produces another full glass, and slides it in front of the man.
The man hesitates for a second, then figures, Eh...bottoms up. He lifts the glass and begins to gulp it down. After only two swallows, he chokes and spits out the rest.
The bartender moves toward him, concerned. "You alright, stranger?"
The man coughs a few times and says, "What the hell is that!? It tastes like nothing but water!"
The construction worker looks confused. "Yeah -- that's what I ordered." He looks at the bartender. "Ain't that right, Lou?"
Happy New Year's!