Happy New Year! with totally accurate predictions for CP 2077 upcoming DLC

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Based on my very accurate methods analyzing players needs and CDPR's dedication and ability to meet those expectations I was able to compile this information I’m now sharing with the community to celebrate new year!

There will be new inclusive romances, lore revelations, new faction, mini games like Grand Spank Auto and Bum Rush! At least one weapon and more. What will come to the Night City, read below.


New story content and new bisexual romantic companion.​


New story content will happen sometime after V and Johnny has met Alt for the first time but before endings. Story is a gig where V needs to break in for Arasaka facility to steal data. While V is in facility Alt contacts V via V’s Kiroshi and if applicable (enemies are eliminated) can also later show up on security monitors and discuss with V via facility's sound system.

It turns out that there’s more in facility than data V was sent to retrieve. There are also engrams of less important (still VIP in Night City standards) Arasaka customers for their Secure Your Soul program. Romance can trigger if V discuss with Alt about what to do with them. Together they can share hilarious and heartfelt moments and share a connection while compressing corpo assholes with technologies like jpeg and GIF with various settings and laughing together for results.

Progressing in romance will be difficult though. Just finding right combinations according to Alt’s suggestions with some V’s own ideas thrown into mix for most hilarious results isn’t enough. V must also find very specific datashard containing some insights to Saburo and Johnny.

Shard V needs to find has only known recording of Saburo Arasaka having a genuine laugh ever. That historical event happened in 2024 when he was transcoding famous Rockerboy Johnny Silverhands engram with MP3 codec for a joke. Watching recording from that event makes Johnny to disappear in disgust for a while. Having Johnny out of the picture opens opportunity for V and Alt to come together, so to say.

That is beautiful but lets not forget that recording on datashard also reveals more about why Johnny’s memory is so fucked up.




New faction, new mini games and another inclusive romance!​


This new DLC content will be available for V after Watson lockdown has ended. It will be advertised on in-game billboards and TV, it can be encountered even in a remote bar at Badlands and it’s about new faction called the CHANCE.

CHANCE is a non-profit charity organization that gives unfortunate people of Night City literally a chance. CHANCE employs hundreds of unfortunate people, with no questions asked. Just a chance for people to get back on their feet.

CHANCE needs money to fulfill that goal and understands that citizens of Night City with their busy and important lives also wants something in return for funding CHANCE organization's cause. CHANCE is something for everyone, GAMES, REALITY TV, ADVENTURE, PLEASURE, WIN EDDIES!

CHANCE organization has game machines like old fashioned slot machines around the city and they are very exiting! But why really? Innocence meets sin in a form of machine with candy, caramel colored buttons and black latex coating with pictures of people in a style of dom or dominatrix welcoming people to play GRAND SPANK AUTO!

Grand Spank Auto machines will be interactive like vending machines but works like a mini game. A player can have their V play Grand Spank Auto with V’s eddies. The feature includes direct deduction from V’s account. As immersive feature CHANCE has worked with Night City creditors to create credit account for players. Why stop stop like sore loser when you still have a chance via SPANK BANK credit account? (66,6% APR).

Immersion doesn’t stop and romance begins. Grand Spank Auto machines are voiced and loud. What’s more thrilling than have an entire bar to hear when dominatrix call you a coward for placing low bets that won’t really give anyone a chance? Or dom voicing how player lost everything for being a such a loser? That would get perhaps monotonic but luckily there are also voice adverts from CHANCE’s business partners Budget Arms and Network News 54. These partners are also part of another new mini game in CP 2077: Bum Rush!

A player may try to avoid repayments to their Spank Bank account and after a while that will trigger new thrilling mini game Bum Rush! and that can happen anywhere!

Bum Rush! is another new interactive mini game feature where homeless employed by CHANCE come shooting and beating V to death to be viewed on new reality-tv entertainment show on N54. Armed with weapons supplied by Budget Arms these bum clusters contribute to society and player can be part of that! Run for your life or face the bums and kill them all before they kill you? But why would you kill people who are only trying to do their jobs once they got a CHANCE? That’s terrible. You should be spanked!

Become famous! Camera drones accompany bums and document every details to this N54 new reality-TV show Bum Rush! Millions of people can now relax watching indebted running for their lives, trying to hide or killing countless of bums. See, CHANCE is a charity that cares and caring is recognizing every need and everyone.

Would that happen that a player doesn’t find being the target of Bum Rushes being fun, that’s not a problem. Just keep up with those Spank Bank repayments. People have spoken and CDPR heard them. There won’t be a problem with too much loot in game anymore as now kleptomania is integrated with Spank Bank. Because that makes sense!


Other DLC features​


New DLC also comes with some new weapons with new ways to interact with NPC’s of Night City and relationships.

Flamethrower from the yet unknown manufacturer enable new joyous experience for burning masses of NPC’s at once! Nothing says lively city like hearing choir voices screaming in pain and horror while they burn to crisps.

And what would life in Night City be without friends? New interactive feature adds new options to experience Night City by expanding the role of your nearby Second Amendment arms dealer Robert Wilson. He ain’t your cousin Roman but will sure come close when he starts calling you to participate various shooting competitions all around Night City.

What will come of them? Will they become even closer friends or will V try to ignore him or maybe V will tie him up to target at a shooting range and finish him with Overture to make phone terror finally fucking stop for once and for all?

Watch out for NCDP and especially MaxTac though. They may not only capture V but perhaps take V to yet new major interactive feature: a psychologist.

Cyberpunk 2077 will be bigger and better than ever!
 
Based on my very accurate methods analyzing players needs and CDPR's dedication and ability to meet those expectations I was able to compile this information I’m now sharing with the community to celebrate new year!

There will be new inclusive romances, lore revelations, new faction, mini games like Grand Spank Auto and Bum Rush! At least one weapon and more. What will come to the Night City, read below.


New story content and new bisexual romantic companion.​


New story content will happen sometime after V and Johnny has met Alt for the first time but before endings. Story is a gig where V needs to break in for Arasaka facility to steal data. While V is in facility Alt contacts V via V’s Kiroshi and if applicable (enemies are eliminated) can also later show up on security monitors and discuss with V via facility's sound system.

It turns out that there’s more in facility than data V was sent to retrieve. There are also engrams of less important (still VIP in Night City standards) Arasaka customers for their Secure Your Soul program. Romance can trigger if V discuss with Alt about what to do with them. Together they can share hilarious and heartfelt moments and share a connection while compressing corpo assholes with technologies like jpeg and GIF with various settings and laughing together for results.

Progressing in romance will be difficult though. Just finding right combinations according to Alt’s suggestions with some V’s own ideas thrown into mix for most hilarious results isn’t enough. V must also find very specific datashard containing some insights to Saburo and Johnny.

Shard V needs to find has only known recording of Saburo Arasaka having a genuine laugh ever. That historical event happened in 2024 when he was transcoding famous Rockerboy Johnny Silverhands engram with MP3 codec for a joke. Watching recording from that event makes Johnny to disappear in disgust for a while. Having Johnny out of the picture opens opportunity for V and Alt to come together, so to say.

That is beautiful but lets not forget that recording on datashard also reveals more about why Johnny’s memory is so fucked up.




New faction, new mini games and another inclusive romance!​


This new DLC content will be available for V after Watson lockdown has ended. It will be advertised on in-game billboards and TV, it can be encountered even in a remote bar at Badlands and it’s about new faction called the CHANCE.

CHANCE is a non-profit charity organization that gives unfortunate people of Night City literally a chance. CHANCE employs hundreds of unfortunate people, with no questions asked. Just a chance for people to get back on their feet.

CHANCE needs money to fulfill that goal and understands that citizens of Night City with their busy and important lives also wants something in return for funding CHANCE organization's cause. CHANCE is something for everyone, GAMES, REALITY TV, ADVENTURE, PLEASURE, WIN EDDIES!

CHANCE organization has game machines like old fashioned slot machines around the city and they are very exiting! But why really? Innocence meets sin in a form of machine with candy, caramel colored buttons and black latex coating with pictures of people in a style of dom or dominatrix welcoming people to play GRAND SPANK AUTO!

Grand Spank Auto machines will be interactive like vending machines but works like a mini game. A player can have their V play Grand Spank Auto with V’s eddies. The feature includes direct deduction from V’s account. As immersive feature CHANCE has worked with Night City creditors to create credit account for players. Why stop stop like sore loser when you still have a chance via SPANK BANK credit account? (66,6% APR).

Immersion doesn’t stop and romance begins. Grand Spank Auto machines are voiced and loud. What’s more thrilling than have an entire bar to hear when dominatrix call you a coward for placing low bets that won’t really give anyone a chance? Or dom voicing how player lost everything for being a such a loser? That would get perhaps monotonic but luckily there are also voice adverts from CHANCE’s business partners Budget Arms and Network News 54. These partners are also part of another new mini game in CP 2077: Bum Rush!

A player may try to avoid repayments to their Spank Bank account and after a while that will trigger new thrilling mini game Bum Rush! and that can happen anywhere!

Bum Rush! is another new interactive mini game feature where homeless employed by CHANCE come shooting and beating V to death to be viewed on new reality-tv entertainment show on N54. Armed with weapons supplied by Budget Arms these bum clusters contribute to society and player can be part of that! Run for your life or face the bums and kill them all before they kill you? But why would you kill people who are only trying to do their jobs once they got a CHANCE? That’s terrible. You should be spanked!

Become famous! Camera drones accompany bums and document every details to this N54 new reality-TV show Bum Rush! Millions of people can now relax watching indebted running for their lives, trying to hide or killing countless of bums. See, CHANCE is a charity that cares and caring is recognizing every need and everyone.

Would that happen that a player doesn’t find being the target of Bum Rushes being fun, that’s not a problem. Just keep up with those Spank Bank repayments. People have spoken and CDPR heard them. There won’t be a problem with too much loot in game anymore as now kleptomania is integrated with Spank Bank. Because that makes sense!


Other DLC features​


New DLC also comes with some new weapons with new ways to interact with NPC’s of Night City and relationships.

Flamethrower from the yet unknown manufacturer enable new joyous experience for burning masses of NPC’s at once! Nothing says lively city like hearing choir voices screaming in pain and horror while they burn to crisps.

And what would life in Night City be without friends? New interactive feature adds new options to experience Night City by expanding the role of your nearby Second Amendment arms dealer Robert Wilson. He ain’t your cousin Roman but will sure come close when he starts calling you to participate various shooting competitions all around Night City.

What will come of them? Will they become even closer friends or will V try to ignore him or maybe V will tie him up to target at a shooting range and finish him with Overture to make phone terror finally fucking stop for once and for all?

Watch out for NCDP and especially MaxTac though. They may not only capture V but perhaps take V to yet new major interactive feature: a psychologist.

Cyberpunk 2077 will be bigger and better than ever!
A happy and prosperous 2022! :)(y)
 
If only the DLC for this game was to be just like TW3's: true separate and independent content from the base game, essentially new chapters of the story, not stuff that should have been in the base game :smart:
 
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