Hmm... I've never taken a Pan Contract before

[Frraksurred]

Hmm... I've never taken a Pan Contract before

HA! There are some great one-liners in this game, not to mention some hilarious conversation and "unBEARable puns". So let's hear your favorite quotes!

Each post must have at least one quote from the game, anything spoiler-ish should be appropriately labeled and hidden with Spoiler tags. GO GO GO!!

 

[warbaby2]

That line cracked me up...

https://youtu.be/j9dZVDrXsr0?t=3121

...but pretty much all the banter between Geralt and Dijkstra was quite funny.

Oh, and of course, the drunken shenanigans of three Witchers...

 

[Eruvadhor]

Lambert, Lambert, what a prick.

 

[Leintati]

Geralt: "what's goin... behind you!"

Soldier: "If you think im falling for that yo..." *notices the monster behind him* "Oh! You fucker!"

 

[mecha_fish]

Johnny: Soon as I woke, I went to empty my bowels -- my favourite part of the day -- Defecating the sunrise, downright glorious!

Geralt: Lambert, wanna hear a limerick?
Lambert: Sure.
Geralt: Lambert, Lambert, What a prick.
Lambert: Noice.

Child: Hey Jacky, you're the oldest. So tell us, what's a whore do exactly?
Jacky: Well, my dad always says they do the things that mum won't.
Child: My mum hates doing the laundry. So do you think that's what they're doing?
Child: Explains what they're doing in their knickers all the time.
Child: But if that's the case, then why does my dad say that the best whores are the dirtiest?
Child: Adults are strange...

Every exchange between Geralt and Dijkstra. Every. Single. One.

Yennefer and Geralt's banter is also pretty good from memory, some real strong characterisation happening there.

I also enjoyed my time with Philippa and Keira. They tend to deliver the Sickest of Sick Burns.