Humans regrouping after valiant fight. Servers not killed yet!

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Humans regrouping after valiant fight. Servers not killed yet!



After a series of skirmishes and suffering some losses, server armies have managed to pierce human defenses and are advancing further down the Internets. We’ve contacted both the Server Unit Central Kommand and Humans, and asked for a comment.

Server Cluster said: “Puny humans have tried to overpower us, but failed” and then quickly added that “the decisive battle is yet to come on Tuesday.”

“Next time we meet, we plan on taking prisoners and overclocking them without using sufficient heat dispersal.”
“Maybe we’ll gather them in one place and ask to run below 60 FPS.”

Asked for a comment, a human representative stated humanity is preparing entirely new decks and factions.

“We’re preparing entirely new decks and factions.”
“Also, we’ll be attacking at different hours and recruiting new troops -- the servers must die!”

A GWENT technical stress test event, Kill the Servers! Round 2 is expected to start on September 27th at 8PM CEST and end at 12AM CEST.

Visit https://www.playgwent.com/en/killtheservers and grab your pitchfork now!
 
Oh man am I excited .. Although I can't play since I don't have a proper PC (Beta will be on Xbox as well so no worries for me)
 
That does mean all four fractions are now in the test? That's so cool.

Either all 4 or just a switched 2 premade still - something like Scoia'tael vs Skellige.

Preferably I think it'd be easier to judge balance with 4 decks.
Although that's not really what this test is about.
 
Great job with the post man, but now I want a ondor calls for aid style meme where they go something like

"The stress test is open! The servers are winning! The testers call for aid" "

"And humanity shall answer! MUSTER THE GWENT FANS!"
 
Awesome, does that mean that we get 2 additional factions or do NR and monsters take a backseat this time?
 


After a series of skirmishes and suffering some losses, server armies have managed to pierce human defenses and are advancing further down the Internets. We’ve contacted both the Server Unit Central Kommand and Humans, and asked for a comment.

Server Cluster said: “Puny humans have tried to overpower us, but failed” and then quickly added that “the decisive battle is yet to come on Tuesday.”

“Next time we meet, we plan on taking prisoners and overclocking them without using sufficient heat dispersal.”
“Maybe we’ll gather them in one place and ask to run below 60 FPS.”

Asked for a comment, a human representative stated humanity is preparing entirely new decks and factions.

“We’re preparing entirely new decks and factions.”
“Also, we’ll be attacking at different hours and recruiting new troops -- the servers must die!”

A GWENT technical stress test event, Kill the Servers! Round 2 is expected to start on September 27th at 8PM CEST and end at 12AM CEST.

Visit https://www.playgwent.com/en/killtheservers and grab your pitchfork now!

Do we have to register and redownload the Gwent client again, even if we already have it?
 
I think that I and others hurt some part of server's brain at least, because after 8 PM I could not join anyone, even if I tried it several times till the end of the event at 9 PM. Anyway I'm looking forward to today's killing servers event more and more :)
 
Hi, I was so psyched to have got on to Kill the servers event as I can't wait for the game. Bit disappointed so far as I've been trying for 40 minutes to get on to start a game to no avail. Think it's safe to say the servers can't handle it yet? Or am I missing something? Can't wait to have a go!!!
 
Hi, I was so psyched to have got on to Kill the servers event as I can't wait for the game. Bit disappointed so far as I've been trying for 40 minutes to get on to start a game to no avail. Think it's safe to say the servers can't handle it yet? Or am I missing something? Can't wait to have a go!!!

You have to wait 45 minutes before you can play. Test hasn't started yet.
 
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