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dc-61

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Nov 10, 2007
humor in The Witcher

After all my visits to Shani and Geralts desperately attempts to pass the resolute grandma with her dismissively comments and finally her reproaches to Geralt after he had his rendezvous with sweet Shani!! :-* I had so many laughters about it..priceless!! Situations taken from the real life!!? Subtly humor i like so much!!Well...what was your humorously situation in The Witcher!!?? I must mention that i play currently the chapter two!! I know there is much moreto experience whilst playing the game till the end..or possibly not!? However, let us hear of your amusingly moments!!
 
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guardian1982

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#2
Nov 10, 2007
Well, to me it was my first meeting with Thalar (polish version). His language is so foul yet so realistic, and all this conversation about drawing pictures or investigation was simply hilarious! ;D
 
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dc-61

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Nov 10, 2007
^^ not so in the german version...sad!!
 
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username_2066201

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#4
Nov 10, 2007
Advertising posters in Vizima. 'Nuff said.
 
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dsx

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#5
Nov 10, 2007
Check this thread for some amusing notes.. speaking of notes, hearing NPC's whistle imperial death march from star wars or theme from smurfs *still* cracks me up.http://www.thewitcher.com/forum/index.php?topic=2878.0
 
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solescape

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#6
Nov 10, 2007
At the entrance to the Salamandra base, where they ask you "What's the password?" and you have the option to say "password..." is hilarious.Made even funnier because the most popular password for people online is simply "password". I think the second most popular is "ChangeMe" or something link that...
 
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enfo

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#7
Nov 11, 2007
every conversation with zoltan is humorous.. especially the discussions about the dangers of moral relativity, and how women say things that they don't really mean
 
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dynastyhan

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#8
Nov 11, 2007
i think it was funny when geralt asked the king for 10,000g reward and the king said he'll give geralt 8000g only because of income tax deduction.
 
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dc-61

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#9
Nov 11, 2007
Yesterday Geralt entered the glade of the forest ( swamps) where the woodcutters working!Their leader; a dwarf (forgot his name ::) mentioned, after Geralt asked him for his position, that he is to be charge of thisdim-witted guys! And then he was complaining about a "special" guy who; in spite of the fact that he has told him before how toavoid such embarrassment; is pissing in his boots further on!! rotflahms ;D :D
 
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username_2066414

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#10
Nov 14, 2007
I was walking towards the Trade gate and I hear out of the blue as I pass. "There's a Witcher, best lock up yer women" I thought it was hilarious. GF didn't thinks so. *shrugs* She's just jealous of THE WITCHER.Nial
 
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anka

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Nov 15, 2007
One of the most hilarious moments? When Geralt is trying to have some "closer encounter" with Moreen (was that the name of the dryad from the swamps?) and is telling her why sex is good. The answer with "fertilizing the soil" is an ace! ;D
 
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dc-61

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Nov 15, 2007
NialBlack-Knee said:
I was walking towards the Trade gate and I hear out of the blue as I pass. "There's a Witcher, best lock up yer women" I thought it was hilarious. GF didn't thinks so. *shrugs* She's just jealous of THE WITCHER.Nial
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Yes...humor from the finest...emm,wait...where is my whife!!! :eek: And does anybody know where that lascivious Geralt is?? :D
 
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chrisso

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Nov 15, 2007
Spoilerish...Bringing Carmen to Shani's houseparty was the best quest option I ever had in a cRPG.I think I played the house party quest about 6 times in a row, once with Zoltan (logical choice), once with Siegfried ("let's see what happens... what, he flirts with Shani? Piss off!"), three times with Carmen ("oooooh priceless, I need to see see that again"), once again Zoltan (logical way to continue story).
 
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username_2066201

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Nov 17, 2007
Chrisso said:
once with Siegfried ("let's see what happens... what, he flirts with Shani? Piss off!")
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I loved the part where Geralt "accidentally" drops one of his swords.
 
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spacefunk

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#15
Nov 17, 2007
I thought the funniest was when the guy told geralt the password, and Geralt replied "this kind of thing pisses me off" hahah :D
 
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dc-61

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#16
Nov 17, 2007
Yes...all these "moments" :D...or perhaps the party in Shanis house!! A community of good old friends ...this calls for a celebration! Yes it does...to your health!!But why Geralt was seemingly the only one who gets drunk more and more and not the rest of the group??? :eek: And after the party ended he was drunken and incapable...staggering through the streets of Wyzima...rememberingmakes me laugh again and again!!! ;D
 
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Ninheve

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#17
Nov 19, 2007
most of my favorite moments have already been reported but I remember one which cracked me up . Remember our druids friends from the glade? later when we find them in a refugee cave I loved the whole discussion thread :) they are treehuggers which definitely have tried some of the glowing mushrooms in that cave^^
 
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guziel

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#18
Nov 19, 2007
Chat with Lady of the Lake - priceless ;D
 
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spacefunk

Senior user
#19
Nov 20, 2007
ninheve said:
most of my favorite moments have already been reported but I remember one which cracked me up . Remember our druids friends from the glade? later when we find them in a refugee cave I loved the whole discussion thread :) they are treehuggers which definitely have tried some of the glowing mushrooms in that cave^^
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Ho ho ho, treelogging must go ;D
 
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zetsuei

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#20
Nov 20, 2007
The guys night out between Geralt, Zoltan and Dandelion, they're topic is hilarious XD
 
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