humor in The Witcher

[dc-61]

The guys night out between Geralt, Zoltan and Dandelion, they're topic is hilarious XD

Is Dandelion the bard!? Was this the appearing of Dandelion after Geralt has made a gift toTriss and then she asked him if he would love her!?While listen to their "philosophical brainstorming" regarding interpersonal relation between men and women ( the fine difference between the two sexes) i had to smile and ask myself ...and my whife who was sitting in the same room...if those knowledgeable (kinky) conversation could be normal when men are drunk and discussing this topic!?A simply and unmistakably "yes" was the answer!!

 

[mcgibs]

Advertising posters in Vizima. 'Nuff said.

Especially the chav / ghetto fabulous one about jewelry.

 

[watchdog]

I just loved the ghost by the cemetary entrance in Act II saying "My wife is a whooore!" in the Czech version. The voicing is just perfect.And Talar is just fantastic too.

 

[rhian]

What cracked me up was, when I tried to have a drinking contest with Thaler/Talar (dunno how they call him in the original).Geralt blacked out and the last thing I heard, before he woke up again was Thaler saying : "Fuck.... Shit...!" The timing was priceless.Another one who made me grin madly was the part with the Jailor who is fisstech addicted.Geralt asks him if he has a cold... the Jailor laughes and tells him how naive he is...And Geralt tells the jailor something about using fisstech where he can fold back his skin... and start rubbing... lolThe Darth Vader theme always cracks me up... last time at the hermit's house in the fields - just after I had elmininated some spectres and the Wild Hunt.And the whole "Holy Grail" topic *snickers* and Sword from the Lady of the Lake.

 

[chrisso]

I love these townwoman oneliners in the english version: "I'm mad", "I'm angry", "I'm so clever". Together with the voice they crack me up - especially when Gossip or another townwoman say the "I'm so clever" line after a short chat.

 

[wisielec]

What made me laugh was dwarf smith saying with sarcasm(1st CH.) bout the racial problems: "they even took me to see non-humans executions, pure fun I tell ya!" i almost fell from chair ...and the joke told by princess at the Narakort party/meeting God, I almost laugh my ass off...that kind of language in the mouth of a princess! LOL!

 

[darthmael]

And Zoltan mimicking a roar of a tiger in the mating season (in Act V)...

 

[yama]

the two thugs in the hairy bear talking about selling some scrolls or w/e to some illetirate guy.

 

[worth2die4]

or in the german version dwarfs often say "scheiss in den stiefel !" - translated : shit in ya boots !lolor when rescueing the witch in chapter I Geralt says to the mob "ich werde nicht zögern jeden aufzuschlitzen der nicht auf einen Baum klettern kann"- I'll not hesitate to slice up anybody that can't climb a treeWitcher certainly has looots of hilarious moments. u just have to love it

 

[rhian]

Alvin's dog was bugged and ended up in a "pissing" bug in front of Alina's house...He didn't stop and went on for days like that - each time I got there he was still lifting his leg, taking a piss, scratching the ground with hind legs and repeating the whole session over and over lol =)

 

[solescape]

Alvin's dog was bugged and ended up in a "pissing" bug in front of Alina's house...

Speaking of funny bugs -I knocked down the cockatrice with Aard, and clicked to do the finishing move, while Geralt jumped into the air Siegfried killed the cockatrice, the game stuttered for a second and then Geralt, still mid-air, flew sideways straight off the edge of the screen (then the game went into dialogue mode with Siegried).

 

[darkbrood]

Chat with the Hermit in Act III about the Holy Grail theories. The conspiracy theory by Bronze Dan is very amusing, they obviously disagree with the Da Vinci Code. The Witcher has some very cool writing in it and makes me want to explore all dialogue options. Also, chat to random NPCs, some of the things they blurt out are great.

 

[v0yt3ch]

it is a rather dark hummor, and it isn't really a bug too, i think it was caused by capturing program. ok. let the picture speak:

 

[planewalker]

I never get tired of all the "sword" puns. ;D

 

[bulat147]

Mikul cant say "Quarentine" right... ;D