Tired of your low paying; going no where job? Friends, relatives, and co workers think you're just another drone?
Night City is now hiring for the exciting career of Salvage Yard Manager! After an INTENSE 3 week training program; where you'll be counseled and mentored by the best SYMs in the business you'll begin your exciting new career beautifying Night City, enhancing it's green factor with every junk item you remove and "repurpose"!
You'll be the
center of attention as all your friends, relatives, and former co workers flock around to watch you remove, disassemble, and/or sell MILLIONS of junk items. Converting most into a high tech AWESOME SAUCE that you'll be able to rub on weapons to improve them to new heights of efficiency (it doesn't work on body organs so don't do that), or create new and useful explosive and cyberware devices to attack your fellow citizens with!
Anyone interested in this EXCITING career opportunity; please contact Phillip Flippinout at nightcitycareers.org or call 1 800 GET JUNK.