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Sardukhar

Sardukhar

Moderator
#681
Jun 23, 2013
thewarsend said:
Did i mention my Styracosaurus is armored, cyberneticly upgraded and i have an army of them? How many bullets have you got?
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All of them.

Did I mention the AM Rifle does enough damage to kill ACPA in one hit, at 1600 meters? I love the taste of dinosaur. I've never had it before, but still.
So tangy!
 
thewarsend

thewarsend

Forum veteran
#682
Jun 23, 2013
Sardukhar said:
All of them.

Did I mention the AM Rifle does enough damage to kill ACPA in one hit, at 1600 meters? I love the taste of dinosaur. I've never had it before, but still.
So tangy!
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Did i mention my Styracosaurus genetically engineered to taste really bad? Did i mention that their meat is also poisonous?

Also, come on, my dinosaur has really tough skin and it is also armored... You cannot possibly stop all of my Styracosaurus army!


Or can you?.... NO! *evil laugh*
 
Decatonkeil

Decatonkeil

Forum veteran
#683
Jun 23, 2013
braindancer12 said:
WTF i nazi dino......
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Shows how much the nazis knew about evolution, superiority, natural selection and how they interact XD
 
chriswebb2020.736

chriswebb2020.736

Forum veteran
#684
Jun 23, 2013
Decatonkeil said:
Shows how much the nazis knew about evolution, superiority, natural selection and how they interact XD
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As opposed to the USSRs attempts to cross breed apes and humans, (breed being the operative word to describe their methods,) with the intention of creating super soldiers...
 
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braindancer12

Rookie
#685
Jun 23, 2013
Decatonkeil said:
Shows how much the nazis knew about evolution, superiority, natural selection and how they interact XD
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the whole nazi stuff at the moment sucks.......like the movie "Iron Sky" with Nazis on the dark side of the moon.....
 
chriswebb2020.736

chriswebb2020.736

Forum veteran
#686
Jun 23, 2013
braindancer12 said:
the whole nazi stuff at the moment sucks.......like the movie "Iron Sky" with Nazis on the dark side of the moon.....
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Iron Sky was brilliant. It was a great B-movie.
 
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braindancer12

Rookie
#687
Jun 23, 2013
ChrisWebb2020 said:
Iron Sky was brilliant. It was a great B-movie.
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i know you like the DARK SIDE of the moon cause its the best side
 
Decatonkeil

Decatonkeil

Forum veteran
#688
Jun 23, 2013
ChrisWebb2020 said:
As opposed to the USSRs attempts to cross breed apes and humans, (breed being the operative word to describe their methods,) with the intention of creating super soldiers...
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Ivanov just liked him some hot chimp ass and needed an excuse. Who can resist, right? If I ever make an exotic character with features like a chimp I'll leave the ass out of the suit, I don't want people getting all horny around me. "No sir, this you can't ride, go look for a triceratops or some shit".
 
Sardukhar

Sardukhar

Moderator
#689
Jun 23, 2013
You....get horny seeing a chimps ass?

Wait, don't answer that. We're -mature- here.
 
chriswebb2020.736

chriswebb2020.736

Forum veteran
#690
Jun 23, 2013
Decatonkeil said:
Ivanov just liked him some hot chimp ass and needed an excuse. Who can resist, right? If I ever make an exotic character with features like a chimp I'll leave the ass out of the suit, I don't want people getting all horny around me. "No sir, this you can't ride, go look for a triceratops or some shit".
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The most disturbing bit for me was that they got male gorillas to screw women...

I mean seriously, can you imagine trying to advertise for this sort of job?
 
Decatonkeil

Decatonkeil

Forum veteran
#691
Jun 23, 2013
Sardukhar said:
You....get horny seeing a chimps ass?

Wait, don't answer that. We're -mature- here.
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I'm not mature, I'm venerable. I'll answer, I don't. But I'm not asking myself when I say "who can resist, right?". I never ask myself, I only use the affirmative and the negative when talking to myself.

ChrisWebb2020 said:
The most disturbing bit for me was that they got male gorillas to screw women...

I mean seriously, can you imagine trying to advertise for this sort of job?
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I didn't even know about those experiments until I did my 2 minute research about what you said, and by research I mean wikipedia... where I also learned about Oliver... but there they talked about artificial insemination (now you've made me give up on my carefully -and dare I say, tastefully- crafted joke for Sard's amusement). Not that being inseminated with chimpanzee or gorilla semen is any better (no, seriously, anyone fond of graded moral scales and rating crimes and things like that, how many points is one thing over/under the other?)... or donating it for the ape female... how are either one of these subjects fooled into this? what if th hybrid had been born?
 
wisdom000

wisdom000

Forum veteran
#692
Jun 23, 2013
Fuck you all... seriously.... I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing this...

bastards
 
Sardukhar

Sardukhar

Moderator
#693
Jun 23, 2013
Hmm. These are interesting and dare I say, mature discussions on the nature of ape and gorilla semen. Well done, us. As a side effect, Wisdom now knows more than he did when he woke up this morning. About inseminating by chimp sperm. Bonus!

I still want to know what that joke was, though.
 
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braindancer12

Rookie
#694
Jun 23, 2013
does someone remember the time when we talked about vehicles in this thread?
 
thewarsend

thewarsend

Forum veteran
#695
Jun 23, 2013
braindancer12 said:
does someone remember the time when we talked about vehicles in this thread?
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What? We spoke about vehicles in this thread before? Preposterous... This thread has always been about.... Wtf were we talking about again?
 
chriswebb2020.736

chriswebb2020.736

Forum veteran
#696
Jun 23, 2013


How big should the vehicles be able to be in 2077?

I quite like the idea of a big rig for a nomad...
 
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braindancer12

Rookie
#697
Jun 23, 2013
ChrisWebb2020 said:


How big should the vehicles be able to be in 2077?

I quite like the idea of a big rig for a nomad...
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thanks chris thats the first usefull post since a long time
 
chriswebb2020.736

chriswebb2020.736

Forum veteran
#698
Jun 23, 2013
braindancer12 said:
thanks chris thats the first usefull post since a long time
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I figured we can keep abuseing The Forlorn Hope with monkey spunk and stuff.
 
thewarsend

thewarsend

Forum veteran
#699
Jun 23, 2013
Old, cool and forgotten cars:























Also, this:


http://www.cardesign.ru/files/forum/part_12/121867/preview/zis-112_500.jpg


Because, like it is stated before, i like old shit.
 
Sardukhar

Sardukhar

Moderator
#700
Jun 24, 2013
I'm -so- impressed braindancer actually said something not-supportive or me-too, I'll actually do what he asked.

This is, really, in the end, the only car I've ever wanted, (not counting a Lamborghini when I was 10), ever. Ever ever ever. I'm sure it's been posted here before, but i don't care. Whenever I post in this thread, this will be what I post.

I give you the only vehicle a post-apocalyptic/Dark Future survivor/Lawman has ever or will ever need:

The Pursuit Special, last of the V-8s, (listen to it ROAR!):







 
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