... that Filavandrel said screw it and became an Ofiri vizier instead.
... that Filavandrel said screw it and became an Ofiri vizier instead.
... CDPR's own employees are given huge bonus, paid vacation and a promise of promotion to play it to give 0.00ish % to it on the charts.
... the entire design/balance team is too embarrassed to even discuss/think about it and when someone accidentally brings up the topic, they all get panic attack.
... CDPR has a strict regulation to use "The one which can not be named" for Invigorate to protect the employee's health.
... CDPR had to do "There is no war in Ba Sing Se" kind of psychological brainwash about Invigorate to the balance/design team.
... when Training Bot was going to be given new abilities one brilliant guy shouted "Lets do invigorate as only a bot will play it willingly" and got promoted.
... even this thread (or any thread) can't save it.
... the entire design/balance team is too embarrassed to even discuss/think about it and when someone accidentally brings up the topic, they all get panic attack.
... CDPR has a strict regulation to use "The one which can not be named" for Invigorate to protect the employee's health.
... CDPR had to do "There is no war in Ba Sing Se" kind of psychological brainwash about Invigorate to the balance/design team.
... when Training Bot was going to be given new abilities one brilliant guy shouted "Lets do invigorate as only a bot will play it willingly" and got promoted.
... even this thread (or any thread) can't save it.
... every time a CDPR intern assigned to improve it looks at it all he can do is hold his head and mumble "what.the.f..."
... when you type "winning with Invigorate" on google, google suggests: did you mean "loosing with Invigorate" ?
... even my farmbot demands payed sick leave, if I wan't to have him grind the mastery contract.
... it should be a pseudo-insult as a comparison to a leader's viability, like Wolf Pack and Epidemic (the worst card in the history of the game).
... even Nilfgaard defenders agree it might be slightly underpowered.
... that they decided not to release a Letho Leader Skin because everyone would be constantly spamming his "Gonna be too easy, this." Open Beta Taunt whenever playing against it.
...that the opponent can win with a Skellige Ethereal deck:
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...that the devs personally sent thank-you mails and gift baskets to the three people still playing it unironically in ranked
… devs in order to keep up the appearences, of Invigorate being playable, either paid someone or play Invigorate in lower ranks (26-30) 8% of the time since publishing of the statistics.
