Man, how funny are farts?

[CrashTestWombat]

Man, how funny are farts?

Funny enough that the dev team added a random NPC fart script. Everytime I wander by an NPC and they let a massive one blast I have a chuckle, it's so much better then Skyrim veterans complaining about the abundance of knee snipers or the massive amount of mutant haters that generally populate Witcher 3. I'll take a midly amusing fart over a 'Fucking mutant" any day

 

[mindw0rk2]

Game is so immersive I can sense a smell when they let a massive blast

 

[Sharpy47]

Never happened to me yet but sounds like its funny as hell. Does only males fart or females too? XD

 

[CrashTestWombat]

So far only men have been farting at me but I am holding out hope that I can eventually find a brothel that has girls who will queef in my face so I can reach Canadian puberty

 

[Qaddis]

Well...if that guard on top floor in barons house farts and then LOLs one more time when i pass near him ill kill everyone in that castle. Pig.

 

[CrashTestWombat]

Well...if that guard on top floor in barons house farts and then LOLs one more time when i pass near him ill kill everyone in that castle. Pig.

Achievement Unlocked: Not silent but just as deadly

 

[ElBiggus]

Have you found the farting troll cave yet? There's a mountain range on the south-east corner of Ard Skellig; there's a Place of Power on it somewhere, and nearby there's a cave that doesn't appear to trigger a marker when you find it. Inside there are some trolls farting and talking about how their food is giving them digestive distress...